Facial Hair Tank Tops

So pointy!

Gather round!

Is that two cutlasses

Droopy sides?

Indeed!

Wavy lines, man...

never ever shave!

A mockery of Friedrich Nietzsche

Don't like them? Acquire some taste!

Mustache Ideology Handlebar Mustache Fathers Day Funny Dad

My design was curated for the beard community.

The graphic design features a festive traditional red and white Santa hat adorned with fluffy white pom-pom, along with a cool pair of sunglasses. The addition of the sunglasses lends a modern, trendy vibe to the classic Santa hat. Adding to the playful feel, a thick mustache is depicted just beneath the sunglasses. The phrase "Merry Stachemas" is written in playful fancy letters beneath the graphic. The perfect gift for mustached people!

You could say " that's a nice soup strainer, my dude" but this is much more elegant. Be polite in your awe of mustachioed gents.

Jethro had a strong career in western flicks and pornos thanks to his manly 'stache! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Stay Classy 02

The moustache that demands respect. Designed by #TheActionPixel® #StyleOnTAP

Adapted from a vintage black and white newspaper ad. For the last year or so the mustache has restaked its claim to the upper lip of the stylish. No longer just for cops, leathermen, English profs, or porn stars. The stache is for all. Be a man, or manish! Grow one by yourself or with a little help. It's a new age. Get with it. Fashion dictates obedience. Brooklyn born but now stylish worldwide.

It's that time of year again. Movember! When tons of fellars end up looking like hobos or absolutely amazing in an effort to raise awareness for men's health. You ever noticed there's no middle ground with facial hair? Either people think you look like a boss or they think you may be hiding bodies somewhere... So if you're a fellar (or an amazing gal... I'm not discriminating), are you participating this year? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Santa face beard

Testing out this design for season coming later this year. Guys. Will you wear it? Movember is an important time of year when guys do nat shave for a month.

A derpy portrait of a follower on Instagram! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A portrait of one of my followers on Instagram! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

With mutton chops to die for, I present the artistic ogre carlyleworkman.art, one of my awesome Instagram followers. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Vintage Hey This Beard Is Not Taken shirts and gifts

Repent Sinner - Doggie Do Your Thing!

Repent Sinner - Doggie Do Your Thing!

Repent Sinner - Doggie Do Your Thing!

Repent Sinner - Doggie Do Your Thing!

save a horse ride a moustache

For those of you who love cacti and mustaches. Movement anyone?

Repent Sinner - Doggie Do Your Thing!

#NoFilter

Never tamed, forever free

"I beard beards"... that's not even English!

It has a few more inches to go.