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Goddamn, my friends, I never thought I'd live to see the day when Tucker Carlson, that greasy-haired conservative hack, would be spitting venom at the one and only Donald J. Trump. Carlson, that pompous blowhard who built his career on kissing the ass of the Republican establishment, has finally found a bridge too far. And what is that bridge, you may ask? Why, it's none other than the former President himself. Now, I know what you're thinking. “Tucker! How could this be? Carlson has always been a Trump apologist, a sycophant of the highest order. What could possibly have happened to make him turn on his orange-tinted master?" Well, my dear reader, the answer is simple: Carlson is a coward. He sees the writing on the wall.

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