Funny Amir Tank Tops

Description: Happy November 39th! No shit, this is a scarf! Blooms himself in his famous penguin suit.

Description: Funny personalized AMIR quote shirt with sarcastic humor and bold industrial style graphics perfect for gifts and casual wear.

Description: If you haven't learned how to be funny yet then you never will. But try to learn anyway. Good luck. It won't happen. But try

Description: Anonymity... it must be preserved (and pronounced).

Description: Buy this shirt now to donate to a noble cause!

Description: Instagram is giving you the ol' how do ya do!

Description: This design was inspired by the incredibly witty Handheld Blumenfeld tee and is a reference to one of the oldest Jake and Amir videos.

Description: Amir Khan Basketball

Description: This is a shoutout to Chad Salad Aka a whole bunch of ridiculous other names Aka Ben Schwartz! It's his resume of various jobs as seen in Interrogator Part 1 starring Ben Schwartz himself.

Description: Let us tell you in advance, we can get you out of a pinch!

Description: All jokes aside, to me seizing the cheese means to take advantage of the opportunities you find in life. They don't come along very often, so don't be a diva roach coward! and SEIZE THAT CHEESE! you have nothing to lose. TODAH!

Description: No one ever asks for a blast, especially not on a Thursday.

Description: This shirt memorializes the creation of the best website known to man. www.onealmond.com. It is absolutely nuts!

Description: This is an alternate version of the If I Were You logo tee that I designed.

Description: Amir Khan

Description: Be the person you were born to be. Yourself!!!

Description: Oh you haven't heard? I am now officially and universally a famous actress...

Description: Sick of people insulting your shirt. This shirt is good. People will like it. I like it...

Description: Everybody's favorite internet personality named Amir, shrunken down to pocket size. Carry him with you and you'll never be alone as long as you consider a drawing on a t-shirt a person. Todah rabah!

Description: Get a little excited about this beast of a shirt!

Description: This is a tee-shirt based on the If I Were You podcast hosted by Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

Description: Shirt number 1. Pros: It's cute, you can pee in it.

Description: Jake Hurwitz is a one take kind of guy, cool, calm, and good in a pinch. He doesn't need any do-overs like the sneeze. He is the pinch, and he's good in a synch.

Description: This Personalized Design Is For Anyone Named Amir. Celebrate The Unique Personality Of An Amir. Admit It! Life Without Amir Would Be Boring. A Funny Name Gift For Friends, Family, And Loved Ones.

Description: Classic tee based on the popular 'If I Were You' podcast starring Jake and Amir

Description: He's able to think up any name on the fly, and so he goes by many names... Calladeen Sam, Scalpylosess Jim, Charles Croosthoost, Cherry Dood, Carrot Slat, Stanley Grylls... But he's most commonly known and adored as being "Ben Schwartz".

Description: This is a t-shirt based on the best podcast on the internet, If I Were You, starring Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld. Seize this tee!

Description: "It was sort of a friendly email, but you did torture a cat and you're a cat murderer ... Never tell your mother. Fight that urge to be decent, lie forever." If I Were You Show - Episode 110: Lie Forever

Description: Trenta ice water to go

Description: Jake and Amir, dinner tonight?

Description: Now you can finally change from an awkward self-conscious and insecure nerd into a confident, strong, and brave beast in every regard, AKA The Pinch. You can finally be a superhero...sort of.

Description: This shirt commemorates the name with the most possible rhymes and best "songability". It's a reference to the If I Were You podcast with Jake and Amir.

Description: The many names/faces/egos/hearts of Jake Hurwitz.

Description: Jake and Amir

Description: If you love Jake and Amir and laser tag, this shirt is for you! Amir's cousin, Leron, owns a Laser Tagery. If you want to prove you're a cool person who spends their time watching internet videos and playing tag with lasers, you should definitely seize this tee!