Funny Defend Tank Tops

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Looks like a repeat of 2020 coming up for 2024. Ack! Show your disdain for Don the Con with this sarcastic shirt!

Defend the Wilderness Wild funny warrior squirrels Nature Hiking

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Defend Kashyyyk with Wookie bowcaster

DEFEND OUR BAY

Good Times Pop-Punk. I'm feeling lucky. Perfect for all those lucky people out there that love pop-punk music and like funny & cool urban vintage/retro streetwear.

"Do what you need to do to defend yourself."

Defend Alderaan with Princess Leia's Defender sporting blaster pistol

Defend Kashyyyk with Wookie bowcaster

Made from 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone.

Funny white cat is the king of the castle

The principle of the Zero Trust architecture is to assume the breach inside your network, therefore, never trust any asset access before validation or authentication. Therefore, in a funny way, it should be similar to validate your dog before he can enter home.

A funny design of a shiba inu working in cybersecurity stating the principle of zero trust, which is authenticate or validate even if it comes from a trusted source.

Watermelons are just the coolest, and also the best fighters.... and just all-round champs ready to throw it down whenevvs. Jus' sayin'.

Take heed and watch out for dangling dangers with this tee boasting a humor-filled graphic which says Protect Your Nuts. Everyone knows squirrels are super cool until you mess with their nuts and they know how to fend off attempted attacks!