Funny Vintage Retro Sarcastic Design Tank Tops

I'm running out of patience for your BS.

The Universe is Made of Morons Funny Science Shirt

Don't Be a Richard

*** Limited Edition *** My First Road Rage - Vintage Dark Humour. Buy two or more for your family and friends to save on shipping! Also available on many other products ( mask, sticker, t-shirt, mug, and many more )

The real reason Jack fell down and broke his crown?

*** Limited Edition *** How To Bury People - Vintage Dark Humour. Buy two or more for your family and friends to save on shipping! Also available on many other products ( mask, sticker, t-shirt, mug, and many more )

Who invited this guy?

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

Retro Children sitting in a circle at a table with a revolver in the middle with dice. They are playing a form of Russian Roulette.

Retro Vintage Allegedly

"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

A small child is riding in the front seat with a cop. Because the child has committed his 3rd strike. a very 1950s style illustration.

It's Weird Being The same Age As Old People

Aliens Crashed In My Backyard Funny Alien E.T. Retro Meme

It's Weird Being The Same Age As Old People. Sarcastic and funny gift idea for your beloved old people, perfect as father's day, or a mother's day gift.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

"No Hablo FUCKtardo" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, meme, and English-Spanish references, it humorously combines Spanish and English to express a lack of understanding or willingness to engage with someone perceived as foolish or annoying, adding a bold and irreverent twist to language barriers. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

I'm dead inside coffin character

Funny Cute 90's Retro Cult Movie Gamer Mascot Parody Mashup

watercolor horse

I love to play with dolls, dark humour

Funny Ghost Alien Retro 80's Cartoon Movie Sci-fi Mashup

Mighty, mighty pleasin'. Pappy's corn squeezins'.

For the non sports fan who wants to be supportive. Go Sports. Do the thing. Score the points.

"Shit Show Crew Member" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and jokes, it humorously labels oneself as a participant or member of a chaotic or dysfunctional situation, embracing the chaos with a sense of humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"In Order To Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion. Nice Try Though." - A funny quote and saying suitable for both men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it may offend some, yet it cleverly conveys that the speaker's opinion of the insulter is so low that their attempt at an insult falls flat like a joke. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

It's Weird Being The Same Age As Old People retro vintage sarcastic design makes great present for old people who love sarcasm for father's day, mother's day or any other occasion

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

"This Is My Second Rodeo": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids. With humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges experience and confidence in handling challenging situations, offering a playful perspective on life's adventures. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Celebrate the sassiest of the Golden Girls!

"Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" is a hilarious design that showcases a witty twist on the iconic phrase. This comical design captures the idea that perhaps not everyone was partaking in the legendary Kung Fu fighting craze. With its humorous inscription, this design is bound to bring smiles and laughter wherever you go.

*** Limited Edition *** My First Plastic Surgery - Vintage Dark Humour. Buy two or more for your family and friends to save on shipping! Also available on many other products ( mask, sticker, t-shirt, mug, and many more )

There might be some scattering dots around the drawings, these dots were left on purpose for a more vintage look.

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Illustration by 2mz