Goauld Tank Tops

Description: The Goa'uld symbol (in paint stroke) for Lord Anubis in Stargate

Description: The Goa'uld symbol (in paint stroke) for Lord Ba'al in Stargate

Description: The Goa'uld symbol (in paint stroke) for Lord Heru'ur in Stargate

Description: The Goa'uld symbol (in paint stroke) for Lord Nirrti in Stargate

Description: The Goa'uld symbol (in paint stroke) for Hathor in Stargate

Description: The Goa'uld symbol (in paint stroke) for Lord Sokar in Stargate

Description: The Goa'uld symbol (in paint stroke) for Lord Seth in Stargate

Description: The Goa'uld symbol (in paint stroke) for Lord Yu in Stargate

Description: The Goa'uld symbol (in paint stroke) for Lord Apophis in Stargate

Description: Small enough to fit in your pocket. Powerful enough to demand your worship.

Description: Some things never expire... especially when they're sealed inside a canopic jar. This funny Stargate-inspired design imagines ancient Goa'uld symbiotes carefully preserved like premium collectibles, proudly "Shelf Stable Since 3000 B.C." Featuring adorable cartoon symbiotes peeking out from beautifully decorated Egyptian canopic jars, it's the perfect mashup of sci-fi, mythology, archaeology, and ridiculous ancient advertising. Perfect for Stargate fans, sci-fi lovers, Egypt enthusiasts, convention wear, or anyone who appreciates nerdy humor.

Description: The galaxy has never looked this ridiculous! Choose your favorite legendary System Lord... now reimagined as a collection of goofy, quirky, and delightfully silly characters. From a confused Apophis to a noodle-powered Yu, this lighthearted design is perfect for sci-fi fans who don't take galactic domination too seriously.

Description: Choose wisely. Nine legendary System Lord emblems stand before you, each representing a powerful ruler of an ancient galactic empire. Whether your loyalty belongs to Ra, Ba'al, Anubis, Apophis, or another legendary leader, this design lets you wear your allegiance with pride.

Description: Collect them all. Just don't open the container.

Description: Ancient Egyptian canopic jars have finally been examined using modern imaging technology, revealing exactly what was hiding inside all along. This humorous Stargate-inspired design combines archaeology, radiology, and sci-fi into a glowing X-ray parody that's perfect for fans of ancient mysteries and alien parasites. No opening required—just one very revealing scan.

Description: Side effects may include glowing eyes, inflated ego, and an irresistible urge to rule the galaxy.

Description: This tongue-in-cheek sci-fi parody features an adorable little symbiote looking for its forever host. Cute? Absolutely. Trustworthy? Probably not. Perfect for fans of space adventures, ancient mythology, and alien humor who appreciate a playful twist on one of science fiction's most iconic parasites. Warning: May attempt to achieve galactic domination.

Description: The Daedalus is the first BC-304 produced by the Tau'ri

Description: Stargate shirt in a vintage looking distressed style, featuring a retro sunset design with the text "SG-1 - WE BLOW UP SUNS." A little tribute to Samantha Carter's brain, O'Neill's quips, Teal'c's head bows, and Daniel Jackson's return from Ascension. This print makes a perfect gift (or self-gift) for fans of sci-fi, Stargate, and battles with false gods. Design by me, a fellow nerd :)

Description: To the stars

Description: Join the goa'uld army! With their tiny arms.

Description: No Place Like P2X-3YZ 1994

Description: Got to love the Tollan Ion Cannon (Honkin' Space Gun)

Description: The lost city of Stargate Atlantis.

Description: When you spend your days jumping around between galaxies, there's nothing quite like dialing home...

Description: The lost city of Stargate Atlantis.

Description: Illustration of Atlantis' spaceship (Puddle Jumper), original concept for fans of the STARGATE SG1 and Atlantis series.

Description: Wormhole Xtreme

Description: Wormhole X-Treme

Description: For the Stargate SG-1 lovers

Description: Kree Boy!

Description: Show your love for the nostalgic Stargate SG1 Series!