Goauld Bags
Lord Ba'al Symbol Paint Stroke Bag
by Pop Goes the Culture
$19 $24
Lord Seth Symbol Paint Stroke Bag
by Pop Goes the Culture
$19 $24
Lord Sokar Symbol Paint Stroke Bag
by Pop Goes the Culture
$19 $24
Description: This tongue-in-cheek sci-fi parody features an adorable little symbiote looking for its forever host. Cute? Absolutely. Trustworthy? Probably not. Perfect for fans of space adventures, ancient mythology, and alien humor who appreciate a playful twist on one of science fiction's most iconic parasites. Warning: May attempt to achieve galactic domination.
Description: Ancient Egyptian canopic jars have finally been examined using modern imaging technology, revealing exactly what was hiding inside all along. This humorous Stargate-inspired design combines archaeology, radiology, and sci-fi into a glowing X-ray parody that's perfect for fans of ancient mysteries and alien parasites. No opening required—just one very revealing scan.
Description: Some things never expire... especially when they're sealed inside a canopic jar. This funny Stargate-inspired design imagines ancient Goa'uld symbiotes carefully preserved like premium collectibles, proudly "Shelf Stable Since 3000 B.C." Featuring adorable cartoon symbiotes peeking out from beautifully decorated Egyptian canopic jars, it's the perfect mashup of sci-fi, mythology, archaeology, and ridiculous ancient advertising. Perfect for Stargate fans, sci-fi lovers, Egypt enthusiasts, convention wear, or anyone who appreciates nerdy humor.
Vintage Goa'uld – Shelf Stable Since 3000 B.C. Bag
by tomperys
$19 $24
Description: Stargate shirt in a vintage looking distressed style, featuring a retro sunset design with the text "SG-1 - WE BLOW UP SUNS." A little tribute to Samantha Carter's brain, O'Neill's quips, Teal'c's head bows, and Daniel Jackson's return from Ascension. This print makes a perfect gift (or self-gift) for fans of sci-fi, Stargate, and battles with false gods. Design by me, a fellow nerd :)
Colonel Jack O'Neill (With Two Ls) Big Honkin' Space Gun Quote Bag
by Meta Cortex
$19 $24