He Hates The Taste Tank Tops

The short face bear hates podcasters the most!

A classic look for a classic comedy

Perfect for anyone who is especially fond of Steve Martin's antics from the 70s and the 80s.

"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

Steve Martin

You mean I'm gonna stay this color forever?

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You will not believe what you're about to see! Cat Juggling... I've heard about this.

Cup 'o Pizza was a St. Louis icon, or it least it was in 1979's 'The Jerk.' The fictional restaurant with the "the best pizza in a cup ever" has long been a thing of mystery – a fast food white whale to some, an object of culinary disgust to others, but one thing is for sure, it's forever burned into the annals of cinema history.

Puff Sumo: "He Who Rushes the Draw Shall Taste the Bitterness of Impatience" - Puff Sumo -- An illustration of Puff Sumo as he declares that rushing a cigar can only lead to bitter disappointment on a Dark Background

Puff Sumo: "He Who Rushes the Draw Shall Taste the Bitterness of Impatience" - Puff Sumo -- An illustration of Puff Sumo as he declares that rushing a cigar can only lead to bitter disappointment on a light (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo: "He Who Rushes the Draw Shall Taste the Bitterness of Impatience" - Puff Sumo -- An illustration of Puff Sumo as he declares that rushing a cigar can only lead to bitter disappointment on a dark (Knocked Out) background

Puff Sumo: "He Who Rushes the Draw Shall Taste the Bitterness of Impatience" - Puff Sumo -- An illustration of Puff Sumo as he declares that rushing a cigar can only lead to bitter disappointment

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.

"TONIGHT YOU BELONG TO ME"

Great gift for Jerks!

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