Hired Tank Tops

Reach for the Sky, Varmit! Based on a dude designed by Paul, from a script written by Andrew Constant.

Guaranteed Bully Proof. Designed by Paul Mason, based off a comic script by Andrew Constant.

Inspired by a character from the Star Wars universe

IYKYK

Under Trump: "More jobs were lost during the Trump administration than any other in history... approximately 4 million fewer people were employed from January 2017 to September 2020. Under Biden: U.S. President Joe Biden jobs numbers show the lowest unemployment rate in almost 54 years - another example that President Biden's economic policies are working!

Sometimes you're just another cog in the machine. Why not be proud of it by sporting this generic goon character, and support the pod at the same time?

Up and running between 2005 and 2010, TRUMP UNIVERSITY was the real estate school that was going to make you rich – AFTER you ponied up the $35,000 for course materials. Hey, by Ivy League standards, this is cheap. And boy was it. Sad, out of date materials, unqualified instructors and bad info meant that if you did get hired as an agent, it wouldn't be long till you got fired. It turned out (warning: spoiler) that the whole thing... gasp... was just another Trumpian scam, for which the state court fined Donald $25 million (restitution). Once again, the future POTUS escaped serious consequences; no jail time, no fine (many experts felt he should have been hit for $250 mil)! My MADE A DEAL WITH tee was designed with Trump in mind (check it)

A snail in a fishbowl tells the fish that it doesn’t do windows

The famous business card - Have Gun Will Travel

Hired Guns

Are you an entrepreneur? This is for you! Available as tees, tanks, long-sleeves, sweaters, and hoodies in the colour of your choice. Grab yours now!

Inspired by MST3K Episode 423 (season 4, episode 23, Bride of the Monster) and 424 (season 4, episode 24, Manos: The Hands of Fate).

On his first national speech after winning the 2020 election, President Joe Biden calls for healing, renewed strength, and unity. Democrat Joe Biden is now the 46th POTUS and has won the 2020 Election. Democrats are rejoicing while Trump voters are in tantrums.

If you also feel like the last 4 years was a nightmare, then that's over now and the timeline is restored. Joe Biden is now our 46th President of the United States. Trump's reign is over and it's time for change. Democrat Joe Biden is now the 46th POTUS and has won the 2020 Election.

Assassin in a cat suit

Want to make it clear that you are just a person on the street and not a corporate shill? Why not buy a shirt proclaiming your veracity.

Want to make it clear that you are just a person on the street and not a corporate shill? Why not buy a shirt proclaiming your veracity.

No need to worry when you lost your job. You can always start with yourself.

Assassin in a cat suit

Assassin in a cat suit (black and white).

Assassin in a cat suit (black and white).

Harvesting crops and creating havoc. Hold tight onto children and small dogs when he's lurking.

Well alrighty then! What an extremely honest way of letting someone who is prideful know, "you didn't get the job." So be bold and let the t-shirt do the work.

Lilith The Maid I Hired Recently Is Mysterious

They should fire the guy who hired me

They should fire the guy who hired me

It's time to celebrate because Joe Biden is now our 46th President. Trump tantrums ain't gonna shut us out because Trump is fired and Biden is hired. Democrats rejoice! Democrat President-elect Joe Biden wins the 2020 election race. The timeline is restored!

Just Hired 20 Years Ago design

There's a lot of work to do, and 2020 Election Winner President Elect Joe Biden is saying Let's Get Started. Democratic President Elect Joe Biden is the winner of the 2020 election defeating republican Trump in a landslide vote tally, making Bidin the 46th POTUS President

Vince Hired As Coach

This is for Susan, RDY's sister. Since she may not understand the other nerdy swag, this is in the style of a stamp that is often seen in movies like Shawshank Redemption, The Terminal, Captain America, or Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, or... okay, hopefully you get the idea now, Susan.

Assassin

Beautiful portrait of white long haired cat wearing pink Rococo style dress and hat with roses.

Are you an entrepreneur? This is for you!

Inspired by MST3K Episode 423 (season 4, episode 23, Bride of the Monster) and 424 (season 4, episode 24, Manos: The Hands of Fate).

Are you an entrepreneur? This is for you!