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What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.

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Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Down with King George!

If you're a fan of American history, then let the world know with this cool United States history shirt. Bonus points if you're a teacher! This funny US history tshirt makes the perfect gift for the future history teacher in your life -- whether they teach elementary, middle, or high school!

The first president knows how to party.

An "unbelievably" funny-but-true quote about being careful about what you read on the internet - attributed to the first US president, George Washington.

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He rallied his troops, and in the dead of the night, stole a bunch of Alistair Hennessey's stuff.

Let everyone know that you, like George Washington, want to avoid the dangers of political parties!

George Squashington! Perfect for the history buff in your life!

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

If you're a fan of American history, then let the world know with this cool United States history shirt. Bonus points if you're a teacher! This funny US history tshirt makes the perfect gift for the future history teacher in your life -- whether they teach elementary, middle, or high school!

From the episode "Lisa the Iconoclast' of The Simpsons.

Artistic depiction of the first U.S. president, George Washington holding up two peace signs with his hands under the title "GEORGE."

My Revolutionary War take on this meme. King George III and Lord North v George Washington and his salmagundi.

George Squashington isn't real. He can't hurt you...

Introducing the "Handsome? No, I'm George-ous!" a stunning pun inspired by the gorgeous George Washington, perfect for men, women, boys, girls, teens, and kids alike. This funny Founding Father apparel is the ultimate choice for your 4th of July celebrations, showcasing a delightful blend of humor and patriotism. With its captivating design featuring the USA flag, American flag George Washington sunglasses.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Celebrate a blend of history and humor with our "I Like Big Butts, I Cannot Tell a Lie: Funny Vintage George Washington Hip Hop Lyrics Parody" T-shirt. This funny design features a vintage black and white sketch drawing of George Washington, encircled by stars and a humorous caption inspired by the well-known 90's hip hop song. Our tee is perfect for fans of both historical figures and timeless 90s hip hop music. It'll be sure to sparks conversations and add a playful touch to your 4th of July celebrations, Memorial Day BBQ's, or everyday activities throughout the year. Embrace the fusion of history & humor with our "I Like Big Butts, I Cannot Tell a Lie" vintage parody tee. Order yours today and showoff your unique sense of style and wit.

Funny history art showing the first US president, George Washington, beside an author of the US Constitution, Benjamin Franklin - with the phrase, "too cool for British rule."

A funny history shirt featuring the first US president, George Washington, with hands raised in peace signs with the phrase, "Too Cool for British Rule."

It turns our history can be even more exciting than the text books tell us. George Washington’s Washmen tell the REAL story of the founding of the United States of America!

Share a laugh with this funny Percenters George Washing and the cherry tree with a climate change twist cartoon from the collections of internationally syndicated artist and retired military veteran Bill Abbott.

My Revolutionary War take on this meme. King George III and Lord North v George Washington and his salmagundi.

Celebrate this 4th of July wearing this cute cat pun. Happy 4th of July!

Celebrate this 4th of July wearing this cute cat pun. Happy 4th of July!

Give me gains or give me death is a funny bodybuilder design for fans of George Washington and who are looking for a cool motivation design for their gym workout

George Washington has a well-earned reputation for being a bit stuffy, but he definitely found humor in giving his dogs names like Vulcan, Venus, Truelove, Drunkard, and Sweetlips. We'd like to imagine those awkward moments when George hollered, "Come here, Sweetlips!" and Martha and the dog both turned around.