Human Size Humor Tank Tops

Embrace the 'fin size' fun! Being short isn't a setback—it's a unique advantage! With a sprinkle of humor, celebrate vertical diversity. "I'm not short, I'm fin size!" Let's stand tall in style!

Fact: Short people and Raccoons share the same traits: Small, Nocturnal, Highly Intelligent, Extremely Adaptable, Black Circles Around Eyes, Hiss When Threatened, Opportunistic, Eat Garbage, Cute

Please refrain from calling short people any of the following: Child, Brat, Imp, Shortie, Gremlin, Egg, Elf, Nugget, Fiend, Goblin, Minion, Dwarf, Sprite, Midget, Junior!

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Being small is one thing but being RECKLESS is just another!

Stop calling me HUMAN MCNUGGET because Mcnuggets cannot kick ass but I can and I WILL

It is difficult to keep up when you are the one in the gang with the short legs!

Short people are the masters of this Earth!

Short King. A short king is the short man or short boy who fights no matter what. In school, in the gym, in the office. Tries to be confident no matter what. A retro style typographic design with the phrase Short King.

Short people are superior, but in aesthetic

SHORT stands for: Sarcastic, Happy, Optimistic, Rebellious, Terrifying

I'm not short, I'm fun size.

Be part of the society, the REAL society

Being short does not stop people from achieve great things!

Short people will soon rule the Earth!

I Am Not Short I Am Fun Sized

I Am Not Short I Am Fun Sized