I Would Like To Cook Tank Tops

Going to hell in a handbasket

Going to hell in a handbasket

a unisex design for cooks and those who love to cook. Cook Chef Slogan Inspired By Shakespeare I Love Cooking

I Would Like To Confirm That I Do Not Care

I'm Very Vulnerable Right Now

A self portrait: Nah.

I'm Very Vulnerable Right Now If any goth girls would like to Take Advantage Of Me

Do people ask why you're upset, but you're really feeling kinda good? Do villagers flee in terror at the sight of your intimidating visage, even though you thought you looked cheerful? Are the first words used to greet you almost always, "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" You might be another victim of R.B.F. Resting Barbarian Face. Wear this shirt to let them know you mean no harm (unless you're evil, then this will lull them into a false sense of security). Please note - designer NOT responsible for evil uses of this shirt. (There is another version of this shirt that is prefaced by, "I'm not mad...")

Barbarian - I would like to rage

I would like to speak to the manager.

I would like to speak to the manager.

I would like to speak to the manager.

I would like to speak to the manager.

for those who speak fluent sarcasm

Unleash the barbarian inside and defeat the battleground with your furious rage!

Rage at the Storm God Barbarian

Barbarians crit hard. The rage filled heroes of looting dungeons and slaying dragons swing a greataxe like no one else and can really get brutal. Your critical hits are better than everyone else's. Show it off with this design.

Rage is my superpower

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven’t offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

A fierce Fur clad Bugbear Barbarian smiling and ready to "PUT AN AXE IN YOUR FACE!!!" if you love Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder maybe you play a bugbear or just think furry barbarians are cute? i don't judge

The most powerful weapons in both metal music and fantasy role playing combine to celebrate the most underutilized polyhedron in existence. Perfect for guitar playing barbarians.