Jungle Cruise Tank Tops

Skipper Canteen Jungle Navigation Co. Adventureland Orlando Florida. Welcome to one of the most unique restaurants in Magic Kingdom. If you love the Jungle Crusie then you'll love this fun design representing Adventureland USA.

I've always wanted to do something with the "stuff" that would be generated if the Jungle Navigation Company had existed in real life. Cargo stamps would be a natural extension. These are for the most part based on real cargo stamps that would have been burned or inked onto the outside of crates as cargo was shipped. This is great as a shower curtain...

Enchanted Tiki Room

Somehow it's been 10 years since we launched our podcast, and we've had people asking if we were going to create any shirts for it. (Answer: yes) So, here's one of two beauties celebrating that we've made it 10 years with 3.5 million downloads and a ton of episodes...

For the skipper in your life.

I've been trying to play with retro styles lately, and this was based off an old 1970's t-shirt that I found. I tried to imagine how this pattern would feel on an old shirt, so the tri-blend t-shirts with their heathered styles are probably the best fit. I also did a non-distressed version of this, if you aren't into a wash and wear feel.

design by Rob

Tours departing daily!

Front side on water on the front of the shirt. Back side of water on the back.

One of our "lost" designs from our first version of the Skipper Store, but showcasing that cannibalism jokes and caffeine never really go out of style.

thank you for visiting!

It's a phrase well known to those who frequent the Rivers of Adventure. A sign that the trip is beginning. A sign that the river awaits. A sign of things to come...

Sometimes you just need to write a short little love letter to the things you love most.

Test shirt for me trying a few new styles. Liquor bottles are hard, and I wanted to do something that fits my theme for our merch...

The FOOH celebrates the brotherhood of Jungle Skippers from across the world. From Anaheim, Orlando, Tokyo, and Hong Kong, these amazing Skips have been delivering passengers and humor for 60+ years, and the Order is a support organization making sure that the Skips know they are never alone..

We "Heart" hippos. As Jungle Cruise Skippers, we work with Hippos on a daily basis, and what isn't to love about them? From the way they playfully blow bubbles and wiggle their ears, to the playful way they charge the boats, knocking them over and spilling the precious cargo and passengers to the depths of the river. Adorable! We even have to playfully shoot into the air to scare them away. So much fun!

For Light Humor

Jungle cruise

Another design that was lost in our early versions of the Skipper Store... (But TeePublic vintage shirts look great with this one) This was the logo from the non-existent "Skipper Con '72", a fictitious gathering of Jungle Cruise Skips in 1972.

What sort of engine goes into a boat that is worthy of exploring the vast and untamed wilds of the Lands of Adventure? Why, a Miracle Boat Engine Company engine, of course. Known for its reliability and worthiness to handle even the worst of jokes, the Miracle is an amazing engine.

Hit it Skip! Inspired by my time as a Disneyland Skipper on the World Famous Jungle Cruise at Disneyland

The lighter side of cannibalism and coffee jokes at the Jungle Cruise

in the Tiki Room

Pablo Cruise

To a Jungle Cruise Skipper, there's nothing like the feeling when you step into a bote. (Sure, some people call it a boat, but we know how to spell it.) It's a magical feeling, where you feel utterly comfortable to be yourself, and you know that you belong. In other words... home.

AWOL Airwaves: Your best and only choice in skipper radio. A shirt inspired by the Jungle Cruise ride at Disney World.

World Famous Jungle Cruis - Dark Green

We wanted to show that Jungle Cruise Skippers have a heart. I, for example, have multiple ones, in jars... under my bed. But, enough about my weekend hobbies. We know that the heart of a Skipper beats with pure passion, amazing adventure, and silky sarcasm.

To a Jungle Cruise Skipper, there's nothing like the feeling when you step into a bote. (Sure, some people call it a boat, but we know how to spell it.) It's a magical feeling, where you feel utterly comfortable to be yourself, and you know that you belong. In other words... home.

Orange bird and a Tiki bird sharing a citrus swirl

I don’t get the fascination with pirates. They were filthy, alcohol soaked, scurvy mouthed, bug ridden boat roaches. They didn’t have respect for a man’s property, respect for ladies, or even respect for basic hygiene. Yet, for some reason we idolize them, give them a theme park ride, and 5 movies. (one of which was good.) Give me a Jungle Skipper any day of the week… (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

Enchanted Holiday tiki room