Mockery Manor Tank Tops

It's Rebecca Pitt's spectacular logo for Mockery Manor from Season Two onwards.

Alasdair Beckett-King's artwork for Mockery Manor S1.

Just the logo, straight up

Official 1989 tour merch from perky pint-size pop sensation Lydia.

Yeeeehaw! Get yourself some official apparel from Mockery Manor's rootin' tootin' new park, Claytonville!

Dunkelschloss's homegrown metal sensation Frostwald.

Hello, My Name Is K... JJ Armstrong.

Official 1989 tour merch from obscure underground new wave one-hit-wonder Foucault's Pendulum

A magical land of fairy tales in the heart of the Black Forest.

Trousers Meowsers! It's Mr Crackles' catchphrase!

Fresh from Margot's gramophone! The original shellac record 'Are You A Memory?' from the Alfred Mockery Orchestra, feat Max Vibrato.

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