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I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
Kristian had a rant on Schmoes Know movies to a fan who accused him of kissing Mark Hamill's ass when the Schmoes interview him. Kristian responded "Of course I will kiss his ass, it is fucking Luke Skywalker Mother Fucker! Hence the shirt. We kept it a little edited so you can wear it in public. Enjoy!
Tags: schmoes-know, movies, lukeskywalker, luke-skywalker, star-wars-inspired