Ralphie Youll Shoot Your Eye Out Christ Tank Tops

We got 300 trees here!

Poor Ralphie, that rotten elf freaked him out!

I won it with mind powers

Oh Fudge

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone!

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Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Ralphie from The Christmas Story

A CHRISTMAS STORY LAMP

Fragiiiiiiiile... Must be italian

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Ralph! Shhh! Y'Mutha! Y'Mutha!

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Don't shoot your eye out!

A Christmas Story

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

Make the kid take it off.

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

Get those mangy hounds in shape

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

the queen mother of dirty words

Who wouldn't want a lady leg lamp?

I was never asked to help my dad with anything

Oh, Fudge! // Coins and Connections

Stick my tongue to that stupid pole that's ridiculous

Say uncle or I'll pound ya!

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Bunny Suit

Do you love this line from that great xmas classic?

Won it with brain powers!

...except he didn't say "FUDGE"

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