Skim Milk Tank Tops

It's a joke.

The quote, "Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk," in an iPhone text bubble.

A quick design.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

I Eat Success for Breakfast! With Skim Milk

Holy Cow

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk - PARKS AND RECREATION DESIGN

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

Because Ron Swanson has the best wisdom!