Socially Anxious Tank Tops

Simple white letters on black background: "socially awkward". Introverts and the bumbling unite! We can't all be slick and smooth and TBH the world would be boring if we were. Embrace your awkwardness :)

Simple white letters on black background: "socially awkward". Introverts and the bumbling unite! We can't all be slick and smooth and TBH the world would be boring if we were. Embrace your awkwardness :)

I Overthink Everything

Please don't talk to me

Embrace your inner calm amidst the chaos with our "Anxious Introvert" design, presented in a groovy font. Perfect for those who find solace in solitude, this design is a quirky celebration of introversion. Whether you're treating yourself or searching for a unique gift for the introvert in your life, this design offers a stylish nod to the beauty of quiet moments. Join the introverts' revolution and revel in the groove of your own rhythm.

The more you know...

Simple white letters on black background: "Going through a stage." No one has to know how long this particular stage is. A whole lifetime can be a stage, right?! You do you. Introvert, extrovert, ambivert, or just "Ehhh, people."

Simple white letters on black background: "Going through a stage." No one has to know how long this particular stage is. A whole lifetime can be a stage, right?! You do you. Introvert, extrovert, ambivert, or just "Ehhh, people."

Keep calm and what ?! Nope. I'm all panic and no disco.

Socially Awkward. I am going to overthink this conversation for decades.

Socially Awkward

Simple white letters on black background: "EVERYTHING'S FINE - no follow up questions please". These are apocalypse times but we're still all going through the motions. Pandemic, climate crisis, insurrection attempt, gah.

let's do this before anxiety kicks in

let's do this before anxiety kicks in

let's do this before anxiety kicks in

let's do this before anxiety kicks in

Embrace the antisocial charm of introverts, navigating through Socially Awkward moments with humor and sarcasm with Ew People.

Hold on let me overthink this: a sarcastic text design for people who tend to overthink everyhting. White text version.

Hold on let me overthink this: a sarcastic text design for people who tend to overthink everyhting. Black text version.

A T-shirt dedicated to those who turn up and then sneak off. Whether it's parties, children's birthdays, get-togethers, meetings, functions, or any place you'd rather not be; some folks make it an art of turning up and then bailing out at the earliest opportunity. If you're one of these social ninjas then this Tee is perfect for you. Otherwise makes the perfect gift for any serial bail out artist.

Simple white letters on black background: "Going through the motions." If you're exhausted you're completely normal. It's been a helluva time. You're doing fine. Keep going.

Simple white letters on black background: "[dissociating]". Sometimes you just need to be left alone to do what you do. Socially anxious? Introvert? Wear it with pride.

Anxiety

Simple white letters on black background: "anxiety intensifies". There's just SO MUCH to make us stressed these days. Whether you're out in the world or sitting in a flaming kitchen with your coffee cup saying "this is fine". Eugh.

Sorta Awkward

Simple white letters on black background: "Not stupid, just panicking." Do you freeze when asked a simple question? Are you sometimes clumsy or awkward or anxious like a deer in the headlights? Tell everyone why.

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Simple white letters on black background: "Going through the motions." If you're exhausted you're completely normal. It's been a helluva time. You're doing fine. Keep going.

Funny Introvert T-shirt for introverts with funny anxiety and socially awkward quotes.

Simple white letters on black background: "FOGO: Fear of going out." Ehh, going out was always over-rated and now, with a pandemic, and fascists, and Karens everywhere - just stay home. Couch good.

I'll Find Any Reason Not To Leave The House

Simple white letters on black background: "Rather overwhelmed, actually." If you're exhausted you're completely normal. It's been a helluva time. You're doing fine. Keep going.

Somewhat functional introvert: a funny text design for introverted people who struggle with social interactions. Black text version.

Running on Coffee and Anxiety

Simple white letters on black background: "Introvert, but willing to discuss cats." If you'd rather people just left you alone, BUT you'll happily talk about your cats for hours, then why not tell the world?

Express your love for gaming with our video game-themed prints.