Stabbed Tank Tops
Description: Simon shirt Garfunkel pride — "When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night". vintage screen-print folk rock design for Simon fans and Garfunkel collectors — folk rock, 60s folk, acoustic, singer songwriter, bridgeovertroubledwater, soundsofsilence. Perfect Simon graphic tee Garfunkel gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Garfunkel lovers fabric — Simon spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1964.
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night Since 1964 Tank Top
by ISC_Italy-Street-Club
$16 $21
Description: Simon shirt Garfunkel pride — "When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night". vintage screen-print folk rock design for Simon fans and Garfunkel collectors — folk rock, 60s folk, acoustic, singer songwriter, bridgeovertroubledwater, soundsofsilence. Perfect Simon graphic tee Garfunkel gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Garfunkel lovers fabric — Simon spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1964.
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night Since 1964 Tank Top
by coolboss art
$16 $21
Description: Time heals all wounds? Not according to this sarcastic clock joke. A colorful retro illustration for fans of dark comedy, therapy humor, absurd jokes and cynical takes on life.
My Therapist Says Time Heals All Wounds – So I Stabbed My Watch Tank Top
by malihanora
$16 $21
Description: I'm Proud Of My Heart. It's Been Played, Stabbed, Cheated, Burned And Broken, But Somehow Still Works. Funny Quote A lovely treat for friends, family, or yourself. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to bring a little extra joy to someone's day.
I'm Proud Of My Heart. It's Been Played, Stabbed, Cheated, Burned Tank Top
by Steph-4-w
$16 $21
Description: The ultimate ironic warning for the perpetually stressed and clumsy. Features a classic hand-drawn skeleton looking deeply anxious with a wooden dagger driven right through its ribcage, paired with the hilariously late advice: "BE CAUTIOUS". A perfect blend of vintage tattoo flash elements and cynical everyday panic. High-contrast indie zine attitude.
Be Cautious Funny Skeleton Dagger Stabbed Sarcastic Dark Humor Gift. Tank Top
by SketchTee
$16 $21
Description: Feel like life and work are poking at you from every angle? This hilarious and relatable vintage-inspired illustration features a cute voodoo doll dressed as an office worker in a shirt, tie, and ID badge, stuck with push pins, completed with bold typography reading "STABBED BY LIFE". Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic with classic halftone dot shading, this clever design is a must-have for corporate workers, office staff, tired adults dealing with adulting, burnt-out employees, dark humor lovers, and fans of witty retro art. A high-contrast, epic gift for coworkers, birthdays, Labor Day, Christmas, or everyday streetwear!
Stabbed By Life Voodoo Doll Office Worker Burnout Retro 1930s Cartoon Tank Top
by Yaymertch
$16 $21
Description: A collection of cartoonish math symbols are depicted as injured and bleeding. The symbols include '3', '+', '∑', '7', '%', '4', 'x', '=', and '÷'. Some symbols are bandaged, cracked, stabbed, or have a halo and crossed-out eyes. The overall theme is the 'death' of mathematics.
