Stabbed Merch
Description: Disturbed distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true Disturbed fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of disturbed, metal, rock, band, music. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Description: Showcasing metal art, this distressed graphic captures the mood nu metal lovers and festival-goers live for. Each design is crafted to capture a timeless, hand-aged vintage feel. Calling all nu metal fans — this dark distressed graphic tee unleashes the crushing, percussive rage of modern heavy metal and rhythmic groove riffs. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for headbangers, mosh-pit diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Loud, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Description: Simon shirt Garfunkel pride — "When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night". vintage screen-print folk rock design for Simon fans and Garfunkel collectors — folk rock, 60s folk, acoustic, singer songwriter, bridgeovertroubledwater, soundsofsilence. Perfect Simon graphic tee Garfunkel gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Garfunkel lovers fabric — Simon spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1964.
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night Since 1964 Kids T-Shirt
by ISC_Italy-Street-Club
$19
Description: Simon shirt Garfunkel pride — "When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night". vintage screen-print folk rock design for Simon fans and Garfunkel collectors — folk rock, 60s folk, acoustic, singer songwriter, bridgeovertroubledwater, soundsofsilence. Perfect Simon graphic tee Garfunkel gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Garfunkel lovers fabric — Simon spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1964.
Description: There is no need crying over spilled milk. Spilled coffee, however, will get you stabbed. T-shirt
There is no need crying over spilled milk. Spilled coffee, however, will get you stabbed. Mug
by MAGNOLIA MOON STUDIO™
$18
Description: The ultimate ironic warning for the perpetually stressed and clumsy. Features a classic hand-drawn skeleton looking deeply anxious with a wooden dagger driven right through its ribcage, paired with the hilariously late advice: "BE CAUTIOUS". A perfect blend of vintage tattoo flash elements and cynical everyday panic. High-contrast indie zine attitude.
Description: Unleash fiery slasher vibes this autumn with this awesome stabbed Halloween pumpkin illustration! Featuring a creepy carved Jack-o'-lantern stabbed with a sharp dagger knife, spewing intense yellow flames and ghostly smoke from beneath its jaw. Combining classic slasher horror aesthetics, spooky Halloween season vibes, dark tattoo-style art, and clean vector illustration, this unique graphic is ideal for horror movie fans, slasher enthusiasts, goth culture lovers, metalheads, and trick-or-treaters. Perfect for t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, phone cases, and spooky room wall art posters!
Description: Feel like life and work are poking at you from every angle? This hilarious and relatable vintage-inspired illustration features a cute voodoo doll dressed as an office worker in a shirt, tie, and ID badge, stuck with push pins, completed with bold typography reading "STABBED BY LIFE". Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic with classic halftone dot shading, this clever design is a must-have for corporate workers, office staff, tired adults dealing with adulting, burnt-out employees, dark humor lovers, and fans of witty retro art. A high-contrast, epic gift for coworkers, birthdays, Labor Day, Christmas, or everyday streetwear!
