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This Is Why Youre Single Tank Tops

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Not sure if he's your boyfriend yet? Just call him your Guy Man Dude.

Tags: guy-man-dude, boyfriend, guymandude, guy, man

Guy Man Dude Tank Top

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$22 $17
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Call me Babesicle because I'm hot and cold all at the same time.

Tags: babe, babesicle, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend

Babesicle Tank Top

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$22 $17
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"Babe" is so cliché. Just call me your Main Melon.

Tags: main-melon, boyfriend, girlfriend, melon, nickname

Main Melon Tank Top

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$22 $17
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Buy this shirt if you're the Big Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Little! WHAT IS A BIG SPOON? Do you like the taste of back hair? Want to put those extra-long arms to use? Then this is the move for you. Surprise him one night by getting behind him and squeezing real tight. Guys love a girl that takes care of her own pleasure. When you’re in control, you decide how fast or slow you fall asleep. He’ll especially appreciate this one if he suffers from “tiny T-Rex arms” or “limp noodle arms.” For extra pleasure, use a pillow to support your head.

Tags: big, spoon, spooning, cuddle, headgum

Big Spoon Tank Top

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$22 $17
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Buy this shirt if you're the Little Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Big! WHAT IS A LITTLE SPOON? It’s the missionary of cuddle positions. But just like missionary, there’s a reason it’s a classic! If you want to take a new spin on a beloved favorite, try also sweetly holding his hand and turning on a movie. Pull that trick a couple times and he’ll be calling you T-Spoon for T-rrific in bed! WARNING: Beware of something poking you in the lower back.

Tags: spooning, headgum, cuddle, this-is-why-youre-single, little-spoon

Little Spoon Tank Top

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$22 $17
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Buy this shirt for your best Wingwoman or buy it for yourself the next time you going out winging. Wing-on, wing-lady! WHAT IS A WINGWOMAN? A Wingwoman will unselfishly fan the flames of a budding romantic fire for her friend. She is confident enough to hold her own and will keep a positive attitude, rooting for her friend to get it in. A Wingwoman is merely a prop to ease her friend’s social anxiety, provide her with symmetry on the dance floor, and aid in case an emergency shall arise (she gets stood up).

Tags: designated, wingwoman, this-is-why-youre-single, wing-woman, designated-wingwoman

Designated Wingwoman Tank Top

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$22 $17
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read across america day

Tags: read-across-america-national, read-across-america-reading-is-my-thing, dr-seuss, read-accross-america, read-across

Reading is my thing Tank Top

by bigstatue
$22 $17

Tags: rick-sanchez, adult-swim, meeseeks, mr-meeseeks, existence-is-pain

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I love bread.

Y'all Bready For This? Tank Top

by adamtots
$22 $17
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"Strong is the Force? Of course, of course! Oh the wonderful things you can do, like jumping and flipping and lifting Artooo!"

Tags: dr-seuss, seuss, doctor-seuss, funny, kids

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Tabby, everyone's favorite Antifa catgirl in all her bat swinging, Nazi punching glory

Tags: revolution, cat-lady, cat

This Cat Kills Fascists Tank Top

by Skutchdraws
$22 $17
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Tags: moana, princess, disney-princess, disney-land, disneyworld

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This statement pretty much sums up my life.

Tags: bender, fry, leela, professor-farnsworth, planet-express

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"those Who don't believe in the Doctor, will never find him"

WHO is in wonderland? Tank Top

by princesslestat
$22 $17
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Barney Fife, as we all know, is the greatest black and white television hero of classic family friendly cinema era. Played by the venerable Don Knotts, he had confidence and swagger in abundance. This is a demonstration....of that swagger. And a demonstration....of my pencil skills. Critiques are welcome, of course.

Tags: the-andy-griffith-show, thug-life, black-and-white, vintage, television

Barney Fife is Thug Life Tank Top

by noellelucia713
$22 $17

Tags: holisitc-detective, corgi, books, douglas-adams, detective

Everything Is Connected Tank Top

by SMasondeDesigns
$22 $17
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Everyone wants a Patronus, what better than the Tardis?! Comes with the Doctor when summoned. Time Travel not included.

Tags: doctor-who, patronus-tardis, harrypotter, the-doctor, harry-potter

My Patronus is a Tardis Tank Top

by Teetails
$22 $17
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...or "When I Get There."

Tags: sloth, turtle, tortoise, funny, nature

Speed is Relative Tank Top

by musarter
$22 $17

Tags: sky-diver, sky-diving, parachutist, naughty-base-jumping, base-jump

The Sky Is Not The Limit Tank Top

by Wykd_Designs
$22 $17
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Thot Patrol roamin the streets. She a thot! dont let her play with your heart! ... As a thot patrol officer.

Tags: meme, humor, thot, shes-a-thot, funny-meme

Thot Patrol Is On The Case Tank Top

by DeepFriedArt
$22 $17
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Get geeky with this fun science design: The universe is made of protons neutrons electrons and morons

Tags: funny, atom, insult, morons, neutrons

Tags: jane-doe, chloe-price, max-caulfield, life, strange

Life is Strange Jane Doe Tank Top

by buckland
$22 $17
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Reject FOMO (that’s the fear of missing out) and enjoy the moment with this amazing typographic sticker featuring pink roses and beautiful cursive type that will motivate and inspire you. Perfect for the laptops of Tumblr loving girls.

Tags: inspiration, fear, nature, camping, type

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Are you dating a Man Child? Then this is the shirt for you! Show off your pride of baby sitting your 180-pound bundle of joy. WHAT IS A MAN CHILD? Man Children are an epidemic. Behind even the most charming, well-manicured, gorgeous exterior can reside a bonafide futon-sleeping, mommy-loving, cereal-for-dinner-eating Man Child. They lure girls in with what is perceived as a cool laid-back attitude and a goofy inability to focus on anything for very long. These guys are indulged until they regress past all major stages in life and what you’re left with is a boyfriend with the interests and personal hygiene of a teenager, the temper of a toddler and the object permanence understanding of an infant. Make sure to keep your kitchen well-stocked with fruit roll-ups, hold his hand when crossing the street and burn every wedding magazine you have ever purchased because, nope, that is not happening.

Tags: babysitter, headgum, man, child

Man Child Babysitter - Blue Tank Top

by ThisIsWhyYoureSingleShow
$22 $17
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Darth vader meets his match

Tags: 80s, netflix, mashup, jane-hopper, el

It's stronger with this one Tank Top

by BoggsNicolas
$22 $17
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The Hunt is on.

Tags: dark-souls, darksouls, darksouls3, darksouls2, video-games

The Hunt is On Tank Top

by DastardlyApparel
$22 $17
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Deadpool proving the no good deed goes without unnoticed when Harley Quinn is around.

Tags: silverbax, harley, harley-quinn, quinn, gotham

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We all know he is the true and only Game Boy. And the Master. And the Pinch.

Tags: jake, amir, jakeandamir, jake-and-amir, game-boy

Jake, the Game Boy Tank Top

by biggestluke
$22 $17
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There is great unrest in the Nation. Mama Bear's traitorous bandits known throughout the land as the Sleuth Crewth have divided a once peaceful people. Our newly annointed Chief, El Jefe, is the only one who can restore balance to the Republic. We implore you, come out and show support for the Jefederación - Juntos Para Justicia!

Tags: twinnovation, jefederacin, el-jefe

Jefederación Tank Top

by Twinnovation
$22 $17

Tags: videogames, rachel-amber, pricefield, max-caulfield, lis

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Minx is ready for gaming with this Limited Edition "OK Let's Do This" Shirt. Pick up the only official shirt with her catchphrase! With art by the amazing Signe Jeppesen

Minx: OK Let's Do This Tank Top

by TheRPGMinx
$22 $17
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Mashup motivation quote design featuring Ariel AKA The Little Mermaid from Walt Disney movie aimed at people who are passionate about gym, sport, exercise or fitness. Looks great on a Tank Top & Racerback!

Tags: ariel, little-mermaid, mermaids, under-the-sea, thelittlemermaid

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A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat

Tags: simpsons, plum-in-perfum, yoko-ono, yoko-hat, homer-artist

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Tags: broady-city

Nomo Fomo Tank Top

by innercoma
$22 $17
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Will trade sheep for wood.

Tags: settlers-of-catan, catan, settlers, board-game, boardgame

Time to Settle This Tank Top

by zacrizy
$22 $17
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