Trump Witness Tank Tops

Line drawing of Donald J. Trump in a black frame. Under the image are the words "Witness for the Prosecution" Available in many products.

Like Titanic Iceberg Liaison or Death Star Exhaust Port Safety Czar, Trump White House Ethics Lawyer is one of those absurd, joke job titles – except this one is allegedly real! Whatever alleged witness tampering he committed was clearly super ethical!

When all you have is second-hand stories from people who didn't witness the things they want to tell you about, you have to OWN that hearsay! Hell, it's not like you're interested in getting the other side of the story, is it?

The time for impeachment is now!

Hillary Clinton? Not so much. Donald Trump and all the rest (Sessions, Pence, Flynn, Conway, etc.)? Absolutely.