Uhaul Tank Tops

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Description: Screw-Hauling, the classic lesbian trope of basically living together before officially moving in so that you can have sex all of the time.

Description: If you've ever lived or visited Newark, DE, chances are you have a story about someone driving their rental truck right into the train bridge underpass on Casho Mill Rd. Perhaps you've witnessed an accident between two drivers who believed they had of right-of-way as they entered "The Tunnel of Greed!" Let the world know that you were savvy enough to survive the terror of the one-lane tunnel.

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Description: This funny shirt is sure to be a hilarious conversation starter. This classic lesbian joke is sure to make everyone laugh. GAYTONE is the Pantone for the lgbt community.

Description: Efficient Movers

Description: Celebrate the classic lesbian “U-Haul” with this playful t-shirt featuring a moving truck headed straight for a pair of cherries. Perfect for sapphic humor lovers, this cheeky design is a nod to how fast lesbian relationships can move... from first date to moving in! Great gift for girlfriends, wives, queer couples, or anyone in the LGBTQ+ community who loves a laugh. Ideal for Pride events, anniversaries, or casual wear to spark a smile.

Description: Funny takeoff of the Pantone pain sample swatches. The old joke about lesbians bringing a u-haul to the second date has some truth to it!

Description: U-Haul this shirt into your cart