Uhaul Crewneck Sweatshirts

Screw-Hauling, the classic lesbian trope of basically living together before officially moving in so that you can have sex all of the time.

Funny takeoff of the Pantone pain sample swatches. The old joke about lesbians bringing a u-haul to the second date has some truth to it!

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Gavin Newsom is the Uhaul salesman of the last 5 years!! Leave California with Style!

This funny shirt is sure to be a hilarious conversation starter. This classic lesbian joke is sure to make everyone laugh. GAYTONE is the Pantone for the lgbt community.

Efficient Movers

If you've ever lived or visited Newark, DE, chances are you have a story about someone driving their rental truck right into the train bridge underpass on Casho Mill Rd. Perhaps you've witnessed an accident between two drivers who believed they had of right-of-way as they entered "The Tunnel of Greed!" Let the world know that you were savvy enough to survive the terror of the one-lane tunnel.