Vertically Challenged Tank Tops

Tall people were only made to serve Small People

Keep calling me little devil and I might as well asteal your soul (or at least your wallet ;) )

Height won't stop you from getting stuff done!

Life is short like my legs!

Short People are Superior!

I'm not short, i'm just an efficient person!

People should start enjoying the little things

Design by Diane Maclaine (instagram @bydianemaclaine) for short / petite girls...... Join your local short girls gang! Great gift for a short girl / woman.

Short people are indeed perfect for any occasion since they are compact and adorable!

Short people are the masters of this Earth!

Unspoken rule around short people!

Short people have the spotlight in the show of life!

It's not like I had a choice when it comes to my height

My mother told me I can be anything I wanted to be so I became an Elf!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

Short People are Fueled by Coffee - Adorable Cat in a Coffee Cup! Embrace the charm of caffeine and cuteness with our "Short People are Fueled by Coffee" design! This whimsical artwork features a chubby, kawaii cat nestled cozily inside a coffee cup, embodying the spirit of coffee-loving individuals who might be vertically challenged but are big on personality. With the humorous text "Short People are Fueled by Coffee," this design celebrates the love for both coffee and cats in a lighthearted and delightful way. Whether you're a cat lover, a coffee enthusiast, or proudly embrace your petite stature, this design is sure to bring smiles and giggles.

I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged

I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth.

Don't mess with the short girls

Being small has this one advantage of being able to fit inside people's hearts (not literally, please)

I got the looks from my dad, the wisdom from my mom, and the height from an Elf

I am so sorry but were you talking? Couldn't hear you over the sound of the SUPERIORITY OF SHORT PEOPLE!

Short people, given the way they are, are the CUTEST!

SHORT stands for: Sarcastic, Happy, Optimistic, Rebellious, Terrifying

Stop calling me HUMAN MCNUGGET because Mcnuggets cannot kick ass but I can and I WILL

The rest of my height went to my looks which isn't much!

Stop calling me CUTE LITTLE DEVIL or you're going to get it!

Who would have known that temper is relative to height?

I only got to choose two from height, intellect, and looks. I might be smart and cute but people look down on me

Be part of the society, the REAL society

You are small yet you can eat a MALL

Being short does not stop people from achieve great things!

I look up to people literally YET they look down on me!

Short and experiencing happiness in life!

Studies say short people tend to live longer and on top of that, happier!

Short people will soon rule the Earth!