X Files Tank Tops for Sale

Monster Smile

Monster Character Doodle Art

Do you want to believe, celebrate the return of fox and skully.

Bigfoot for President!

Nerdy aliens exist too.

Octopus Monster Character Doodle Art

Ask us about our feminist agenda

We have bigger problems than just believing.

Where would Mulder and Scully be without this faithful ally? Give it up for the world's best Assistant Director *cough* that should be director of the FBI by now *cough*

Awesome to the max

This little adorable creature loves all things human and reptile, and came to remind Scully just how much she needed someone to hold the grudges for her. How can you not love him?

The spoof is out there.

Vibrant illustration of a UFO

I BELIEVE

for the significant other who is tired of hearing about it

Gillian Anderson Shades Michael Ausiello

A saying from our podcast!

Nerd alien logo to represent your belief the geeks are out there!

The Lost Cactus' Skull officially signifies any and all top-secret experimentation involving mutant creatures, brain transplants, and clone zombies. The tagline, "Where the truth actually is" is an obvious response to the famous "The truth is out there" from the famous opening sequence on the X-Files. By wearing this t-shirt, you are automatically become an official Lost Cactus operative.