Bumper Tapestries

Description: i will not brake for kids - Funny Bumper Sticker Permanent

Description: I Didn't Hit The Curb - Funny Feminist Joke

Description: Rust-eze is a pharmaceutical company in a world inhabited entirely by living cars which sells medicated bumper ointment, made to remove rust from the bumpers of cars. It originates from the 2006 animated film Cars and has appeared in all of its subsequent sequels and spinoffs.

Description: My other car is a car

Description: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! The perfect sticker to cover all the dents on your car (the ones that definitely aren't your fault) Perfect for drivers like me who have a good sense of humor but need a lot of help.

Description: coexist bumper Coexist bumper, symbols coexistence Cross

Description: JDM Flag

Description: Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here. And I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula! Nothing soothes a rusty bumper like Rust-eeeze. Wow! Look at that shine! (actual results may take up to 36 weeks). Use Rust-eze; And you too, can look like meee! Kaa-Chow!

Description: Proudly wear this sticker that says "My other car is a Lamborghini". Let everyone on the road know that you have an impeccable taste for speed and luxury. Get ready for the envious and arouse admiration at every corner. Make a difference with style and power!

Description: coexist bumper Coexist bumper, symbols coexistence Cross

Description: Nothing quite like the blazing fast ricochet of a pinball between the pops!

Description: A perfect t-shirt during animal rights march and activism. Tell them that you're not happy with animal cruelty and speciesism. Designed by a starving vegan artist. Designed for vegans.

Description: Rust-Eze Medicated Bumper Ointment

Description: My other car is a Tesla! Stand out on the road and demonstrate your commitment to sustainability and exceptional performance. Turn every trip into an electric experience and impress everyone with your choice of transportation. Join the Tesla revolution and make a difference on the road!

Description: Anti Elon Tesla Bumper

Description: Braking Badly Breaking Bad Driver Bumper Sticker

Description: Rust-eze Bumper Ointment 1990

Description: For the people who drop two inches behind you at stop lights

Description: Cute German Shorthaired Pointer doing what they do best with bumper toy and paw print design. Digitally illustrated without the use of AI for the GSPlovers and fans.

Description: CASIOPEA - MINT JAMS

Description: Show your hometown pride and sports spirit with this classic oval car sticker featuring the numbers 40-22 in bold green. Perfect for avid football fans supporting their favorite city on game day, tailgates, or everyday driving.

Description: A car driven by a senior has a bunch of funny bumper stickers on the back. A funny card for the senior of retiree in your life. My other car is a motorized scooter. If you see me backing up run like hell. Yes I'm driving but you can't see me because I shrunk!

Description: When you just want to get away…

Description: Anti Elon Tesla Bumper

Description: Grungy 1970s nostalgia graphic featuring a competitive squirrel on a dirt bike flicking a booger backward while speeding off, alongside the funny anti-tailgating quote "If You Ride My Bumper, I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield." Perfect for motocross riders, dirt bike fans, and drivers with a sarcastic sense of humor.

Description: Funny Third Safety

Description: Things I Do in My Spare Time Car Enthusiast Car Guy

Description: A deadpan warning for anyone who gets a little too handsy with your ride. This design features a bold black handprint paired with the line “Please Don’t Touch My Car” and the script subline “It’s Weird About That,” delivering the perfect mix of humor, attitude, and car‑owner truth. Great for car lovers, detail freaks, and anyone who knows their paint is… particular. Works on stickers, shirts, magnets, and anything that rides along with you

Description: I Am The Black Jeep Of The Family

Description: New Driver Funny Student Driver Bumper Funny Sarcastic

Description: the warning band - TW Bumper No Subo Wawas

Description: Blast off into playtime with this retro-futuristic recess rocket ship. Combining a classic bumper car with fiery jet engines, it brings a sense of high-speed playground fun.

Description: Tired of people honking at you as you drive? Get this as a sticker! (Or a mug, shirt, hat, whatever makes you happy)

Description: Bring ultimate dark land-yacht energy to your wardrobe with the "Heavy Steel: V8 Monster Cadillac" illustration. Featuring a sleek, stance-modified black Cadillac Miller-Meteor set against a vivid purple speed block frame and a top macro-cropped view of its chrome bumper, this high-contrast vector design captures pure custom automotive attitude

Description: Passenger Princess

Description: Grace Jones Pull Up to the Bumper