Bumper Merch
I Didn't Hit The Curb - Funny Feminist Joke Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Picket Club
$16 $24
Description: Rust-eze is a pharmaceutical company in a world inhabited entirely by living cars which sells medicated bumper ointment, made to remove rust from the bumpers of cars. It originates from the 2006 animated film Cars and has appeared in all of its subsequent sequels and spinoffs.
Description: Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here. And I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula! Nothing soothes a rusty bumper like Rust-eeeze. Wow! Look at that shine! (actual results may take up to 36 weeks). Use Rust-eze; And you too, can look like meee! Kaa-Chow!
It is a serious thing just to be alive, in this broken world, mary oliver Phone Case
by Stanbaugh
$17 $23
Rust-Eze Medicated Bumper Ointment Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Creatures Mirth Makers
$28 $35
Description: My other car is a Tesla! Stand out on the road and demonstrate your commitment to sustainability and exceptional performance. Turn every trip into an electric experience and impress everyone with your choice of transportation. Join the Tesla revolution and make a difference on the road!
Braking Badly Breaking Bad Driver Bumper Sticker Tapestry
by Snazzy Seagull
$23 $30