Burbs Tapestries

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Your neighbor drives a bulky black trash bag to their curb during a rain storm, and smashes the hell out of it with a stick. What would you do?

Satan is good...Satan is our pal.

The 1989 Joe Dante dark comedy classic starring Tom Hanks as Ray Peterson, next door neighbor to possible satanic serial killers. Never mess with suburbanites!!

The Burbs

Who the heck ordered the blood shake?!

They found Walter! Burbs inspired art in the punksthetic gritty dark comic stylings of Erin Diaz/The END42.

Oh? Ricky Butler says?

Good solid walls, Good solid floors! Since 1989!

Do not mess with suburbanites. Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more.

Chill Out with Us

The Burbs

The Burbs

Step into the quirky world of suburban mischief with our 'Burbs - There Go the Brownies T-Shirt! This tee captures the comical chaos of Tom Hanks' character in The 'Burbs, where neighborhood watch meets unexpected hilarity. Crafted for fans of dark comedies and those who appreciate a good laugh, this limited edition shirt is a must-have for making a statement with a touch of suburban absurdity. Whether you're a longtime fan of The 'Burbs or just discovering the charm of neighborhood escapades, our There Go the Brownies T-shirt is the perfect addition to showcase your love for comedic chaos. Limited stock available, so grab yours now and let the neighborhood hilarity unfold!

Murder moves into the cul de sac! One of the most beloved 80's movies. Makes a great father's day or birthday gift for dad!

The perfect tee for when you're gonna go down to the deli and get one of those beef sandwiches!

Step into the quirky world of suburban mysteries with our 'Burbs T-Shirt. This tee pays homage to the cult classic film, capturing the essence of neighborhood shenanigans and humorous adventures. Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love a touch of suburban mischief, this shirt is a must-have. Embrace the peculiar charm of 'The 'Burbs' and make a statement with this stylish and nostalgic tee!

The Burbs

Good solid walls, Good solid floors! Since 1989!

Celebrate the quirky and eccentric side of suburbia with our 'Burbs Lame-O T-Shirt. Inspired by the cult classic film, this tee captures the whimsical charm and humor of the suburban lifestyle. Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love embracing the eccentricity of 'The 'Burbs,' this shirt is a must-have. Make a statement, embrace the lame-o vibe, and showcase your love for suburban shenanigans with this stylish and nostalgic tee!

Ignore that strange late night hum coming from the neighbor's basement and get yourself a GD tee shirt!

Some poorly drawn birds in different colors.

Lt. Rumsfield reporting for duty!

Channel your inner Ray Peterson and embrace suburban creativity with our 'Burbs Paint Your House T-Shirt. This tee captures the whimsical essence of the iconic scene from the cult classic film 'The 'Burbs.' Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love a touch of suburban humor, this shirt is a must-have. Make a statement, unleash your creativity, and showcase your love for the quirky charm of 'The 'Burbs' with this stylish and nostalgic tee

Celebrate the tales behind the walls of suburbia with our 'Burbs Good Walls T-Shirt. Inspired by the cult classic film, this tee captures the whimsical charm and humor of neighborhood mysteries. Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love a touch of suburban intrigue, this shirt is a must-have. Make a statement, share the laughter, and showcase your love for the good walls of 'The 'Burbs' with this stylish and nostalgic tee!

The Burbs

We're just not gonna take it any more.

Pay tribute to the legendary Ray Peterson with our 'Burbs Ray T-Shirt. This tee is a nod to Tom Hanks' iconic character in the cult classic film 'The 'Burbs.' Step into the shoes of Ray Peterson and embrace the humor, mystery, and suburban chaos. Whether you're a fan of the film or just appreciate a touch of nostalgic hilarity, this shirt is a must-have. Make a statement with the 'Burbs Ray T-Shirt and showcase your love for Ray's unforgettable suburban adventures!

The water is out! Money Pit inspired illustrated art in the punksthetic gritty dark comic stylings of Erin Diaz/The END42.

Embark on a mission of suburban chaos with our 'Burbs Soldier's Way T-Shirt. Inspired by the cult classic film, this tee captures the whimsical essence of neighborhood shenanigans and humorous adventures. Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love a touch of suburban mischief, this shirt is a must-have. March to the beat of the suburban chaos and make a statement with this stylish and nostalgic Soldier's Way tee

Without question one of Tom Hanks greatest films. Show the world that you have impeccable taste in movies. A REAL movie fan doesn't wear the same as others. Only rep the best in 80's and 90's films....and then have Corey call the Pizza Dude!

Step into the shoes of Art Weingartner, the lovable 'Burbs Rube, with our T-Shirt inspired by the cult classic film. This tee captures the quirky charm and suburban shenanigans that make 'The 'Burbs' a timeless favorite. Whether you're a fan of the film's hilarious characters or just love a touch of suburban humor, this shirt is a must-have. Make a statement, embrace the eccentricity, and showcase your love for 'The 'Burbs' with this stylish and nostalgic Rube T-Shirt

Distressed Burbs Retro Style

Embrace the whimsical world of suburban adventures with our 'Burbs A Soldier's Way T-Shirt. Inspired by the cult classic film, this tee captures the essence of neighborhood shenanigans and humorous escapades. Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love a touch of suburban mischief, this shirt is a must-have. March to the beat of the suburban chaos and make a statement with this stylish and nostalgic A Soldier's Way tee

Nothing more terrifying than what lurks in the burbs... Beware!

It's not them. It's us.