Burbs Merch
Description: Remember Hans Klopek, the murderous son from The Burbs, remember him banging the hell out of the bin, I've never seen that! Remember him offering Tom Hanks, Ray Peterson, a Sardine on a Pretzel?
Hans Klopek from The Burbs Socks
by Harley Warren – Pop Culture Mashups, Surreal Art & Chaotic T‑Shirt Wizardry
$14 $20
The Burbs Movie - The Burbs - The Burbs 1989- Pizza Dude Phone Case
by Clairey Lou Creations
$17 $23
Description: "I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do not mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them."
The Burbs: Smells Like They're Cooking A Goddamn Cat Over There Tank Top
by Hollow Peaks
$16 $21
The Burbs, Vintage , Cult Classic Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by StayTruePonyboy
$16 $24
Description: Celebrate one of the most iconic and hilarious lines from The ‘Burbs with this "There Go the Brownies" T-Shirt! Featuring a fun design inspired by the classic cult movie, this tee is perfect for fans of suburban chaos, dark humor, and unforgettable 80s comedies. Whether you're rewatching the movie or introducing a new generation to the Klopeks, this shirt will have everyone in on the joke. A must-have for any The ‘Burbs fan!
