Car Salesman Tapestries
Description: Used car lots have always had some reputational issues to deal with, even back in the early days of the automobile. While certified used cars are quite common today, the 'OK Used Cars' program was Detroit's attempt at combatting negative opinions about buying a used car by creating the first certification program. 'OK Used Cars' had completed a series of tests before being certified, including a thorough inspection, complete servicing, and several points of reconditioning. The certified vehicles would be added to the lot with a warranty included, something that was previously unheard of with a used car. The program was a success, and would grow and evolve, but by the '50s, the 'OK Used Cars' sign could be found at car lots in everywhere.
Description: A half-lidded opossum shrugs with both palms up beneath a big red "Here's the Deal," leaning over a sign that reads "You Get Screwed, I Walk Away," backed by a stamp promising "As Is, No Promises, Zero Refunds." Shady, unapologetic and built for anyone who has ever been on the wrong end of a handshake deal. A fun pick for car-lot veterans, marketplace bargain hunters, sales reps with a sense of humor, or possum fans who like their honesty brutal.
Here's the Deal You Get Screwed I Walk Away Funny Shrugging Opossum As Is No Refunds Tapestry
by Fisheyed Graphics
$30
Description: Funny shirt about Closers. Great gift for anyone in sales or your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a <Closer>; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design!
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Description: Step into classic West Coast television history with this vintage-style tribute to legendary car salesman Cal Worthington and his famous "dog" Spot! Featuring a stylized retro circus aesthetic, this design captures the iconic running gag where Cal would introduce an outrageous exotic animal—like this roaring, rearing elephant—as his faithful canine companion. Perfect for fans of retro Americana, nostalgic 70s and 80s TV commercials, and classic pop culture.
Description: Cool shirt about the basics of Closing sales! Great gift for your sales team and your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a Closer ; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design! Online sales - shipping worldwide!
Description: Funny and sarcastic item for all the car sales men out there. Are you a car sales man then this is a perfect thing for you. Let everybody know they can trust you with this funny item. Popular gift idea for any car sales man. For the truth telling car sales person that you know. Ironic and funny. Who can really trust a car sales man? are you a sales person or do you just have a great sense of humor then you should get this hilarious thing. Super popular for work gifts, gag gifts, and birthday gifts.
