Car Salesman Hats
Description: Winning Hearts, Closing Sales. T-Shirt for salesman, car salesman, insurance salesman, salesperson, retail salesperson, real estate salesperson as a gift, fun barbie styled
Winning Hearts, Closing Sales. T-Shirt for salesman, car salesman, insurance salesman, salesperson, retail salesperson, real estate salesperson as a gift, fun barbie styled Hat
by GodOfPrintStudio
$12 $19
Description: Used car lots have always had some reputational issues to deal with, even back in the early days of the automobile. While certified used cars are quite common today, the 'OK Used Cars' program was Detroit's attempt at combatting negative opinions about buying a used car by creating the first certification program. 'OK Used Cars' had completed a series of tests before being certified, including a thorough inspection, complete servicing, and several points of reconditioning. The certified vehicles would be added to the lot with a warranty included, something that was previously unheard of with a used car. The program was a success, and would grow and evolve, but by the '50s, the 'OK Used Cars' sign could be found at car lots in everywhere.
Description: A half-lidded opossum shrugs with both palms up beneath a big red "Here's the Deal," leaning over a sign that reads "You Get Screwed, I Walk Away," backed by a stamp promising "As Is, No Promises, Zero Refunds." Shady, unapologetic and built for anyone who has ever been on the wrong end of a handshake deal. A fun pick for car-lot veterans, marketplace bargain hunters, sales reps with a sense of humor, or possum fans who like their honesty brutal.
Here's the Deal You Get Screwed I Walk Away Funny Shrugging Opossum As Is No Refunds Hat
by Fisheyed Graphics
$12 $19
Description: Some guys bring bad luck—Larry Dallas brings legendary trouble right to your front door. This mugshot-style tee captures everyone’s favorite fast-talking neighbor at what might be his most honest moment: no smooth lines, no quick exits—just pure, unapologetic Larry Dallas. The vintage black-and-white look gives it that classic “caught in the act” vibe, while the Santa Monica PD backdrop adds just the right dose of sitcom mischief. This is parody and purely fan art.
Description: The last car you will ever need! This darkly humorous design features a skeleton car salesman pitching a classic hearse with a bold vintage-inspired sales message. Perfect for fans of skeletons, spooky humor, gothic style, Halloween, classic cars, funeral humor, and creepy-but-funny designs. A fun gift for car lovers, horror fans, undertakers, hearse enthusiasts, and anyone with a dark sense of humor. Original artwork by TeesForThee. Please be aware of unauthorized copies and fraudulent listings.
Description: Funny shirt about Closers. Great gift for anyone in sales or your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a <Closer>; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design!
Description: Funny shirt about confident Closers. Great gift for anyone in sales or your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a ; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design!
Description: Step into classic West Coast television history with this vintage-style tribute to legendary car salesman Cal Worthington and his famous "dog" Spot! Featuring a stylized retro circus aesthetic, this design captures the iconic running gag where Cal would introduce an outrageous exotic animal—like this roaring, rearing elephant—as his faithful canine companion. Perfect for fans of retro Americana, nostalgic 70s and 80s TV commercials, and classic pop culture.
