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Christopher Walken in a Winter Wonderland

Minimalist drawing of Christopher Walken in Weapon of Choice

The year is 1988. The streets are running red with squashed ketchup sachets from McDonalds (and some blood as well). A ruthless drug lord known only as 'Mr Big' (aka Joe Pesci) is winning over the hearts and minds of impressionable kids in his greatest role since Tommy DeVito in Goodfellas. It seems as if the entire world is teetering on the edge of collapse... But then, seemingly out of nowhere, a "giant mecha-robot man" (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twjUr4aB2zo) appears to save the day, before turning into a jet and flying away, only to return in the form of Christopher Walken wearing a white fedora and zoot suit. He then proceeded to sing a Beatles song, before disappearing, never to return again. Until now... Using ...

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BECAUSE I'M - CHRISTOPHER,THATS WHY

You have looked into the eyes of Christopher Walken. You can't look away and you don't know why. You feel him pulling you in. Pure joy washes over you as you stare. He says something. What's that Mr. Walken? You pull yourself closer as you are dying to know what he said. You start to feel aroused like never before in your life. Christopher says it again but you still can't quite make it out. You get closer still. You get excited about the idea of kissing him and then you are afraid. Am i even worthy to kiss him, you think to yourself. You start sweating at the idea of your mouths touching when he says it again. This time you hear it clear as a cowbell, "Buy this shirt."