Court Show Tapestries

Sacramento Kings - Basketball

Every witness the committee rolls out seems to be full of opinions... but not actual "I was there and I saw it" testimony. Oh, and the committee doesn't care when this is pointed out by the media either.

Wow. Even McCarthy wouldn't associate himself with THIS clown show!

I'm old so I can talk as long as I want.

When you're only interested in the outcome and not justice....

When all you have is second-hand stories from people who didn't witness the things they want to tell you about, you have to OWN that hearsay! Hell, it's not like you're interested in getting the other side of the story, is it?

I never got a chance to say good night to you after the party.

Based on the Danny Kaye movie, "The Court Jester"

It's certainly embarrassing when you have a verdict, THEN you have a trial and realize you don't have evidence to charge the "guilty party." Kinda bass-ackwards.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining

You can't buy happiness but you can buy plants and that's pretty much the same thing really!

For fans of classic tv show references, featuring the famous Magic Box shop logo.

A vintage Ford advert from Motor Sport Magazine, November 1959, advertising their new models on display at the Earl's Court Motor Show

Judge Judy is an American arbitration-based reality court show presided over by former Manhattan Family Court Judge Judith Sheindlin. The show featured Sheindlin as she adjudicated real-life small-claims disputes within a simulated courtroom set. Prior to the proceedings, all involved parties signed arbitration contracts agreeing to Sheindlin's ruling. The show aired in first-run syndication. As it was during its active years in production, it continues to be distributed by CBS Media Ventures in syndication, now in reruns that still draw notably high ratings

"Beauty fades. Dumb is forever."

Judge Judy

Nancy Grace