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Hang In There It Gets Worse Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Perfect for anyone that wants to spread love, peace, and good vibes, but with a twist of existential dread that's funny and sarcastic with a bomb ready to explode. Nihilism is the way to live in this world of sadness.

Tags: bomb, cartoon, dark humor, existence is pain, existential anxiety

Hang In There It Gets Worse Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Three Meat Curry

$38

Calmer Than You Are Funny Walter Sobchak Big Lebowski Pillow

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Calmer Than You Are Funny Walter Sobchak Big Lebowski

Tags: dude, big lebowski, the dude abides, coen brothers, jeff bridges

Calmer Than You Are Funny Walter Sobchak Big Lebowski Pillow

by Giant Step Design Co.

$25

Doc Holiday: "I'm In My Prime." Tombstone, Movie, Retro, 90s Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Doc Holiday quote from Tombstone: "I'm in my prime."

Tags: 90s, america, cowboy, doc holiday, doc holliday

Doc Holiday: "I'm In My Prime." Tombstone, Movie, Retro, 90s Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Forgotten Flicks

$22

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Righteous Gemstones

Tags: baby billy, baby billys bible bonkers, bible bonkers, billy, comedy

Uncle Baby Billy Mug

by AquQira

$15

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Electricity Will Kill You Kids

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, cartoo

Electricity Will Kill You Kids Pillow

by mistergongs

$25

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Do Good

Tags: positivity, good, do, environmentalism, environmental

Do Good Pin

by The All Good Company

$2.75

RETRO STYLE - DIABEETUS I GOT THE SUGARS! Magnet

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RETRO STYLE - DIABEETUS I GOT THE SUGARS!

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, diabeetus, diabetes

RETRO STYLE - DIABEETUS I GOT THE SUGARS! Magnet

by MZ212

$4.50

TURD FERGUSON for President Election 2024 Sticker

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TURD FERGUSON for President 2024

Tags: 2024, 2024 election, celebrity jeopardy, comedy, election

TURD FERGUSON for President Election 2024 Sticker

by DarkLordPug

$2.50

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Tags: cowboy, deadpan, humor, humour, joke