From Software Tapestries
Description: I doubt you could even imagine it that which commanded the stars giving life its fullest brilliance The Elden Ring oh, Elden Ring Shattered by someone or something. Don't tell me you don't see it Look up at the sky It burns #EldenRingWhen Miyazaki please give us a new Elden Ring trailer
Description: Dark Souls 3 Opening Dialogue: Yes, indeed. It is called Lothric, where the transitory lands of the Lords of Cinder converge. In venturing north, the pilgrims discover the truth of the old words: "The fire fades and the lords go without thrones." When the link of the fire is threatened, the bell tolls, unearthing the old Lords of Cinders from their graves... Aldrich, Saint of the Deep... Farron's Undead Legion, the Abyss Watchers... And the reclusive lord of the Profaned Capital, Yhorm the Giant... Only, in truth... the Lords will abandon their thrones... And the Unkindled will rise. Nameless, accursed Undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, that ash seeketh embers.
Description: A black background with white text. The top features four icons with accompanying text: 'May contain sarcasm', 'Code ranting outbursts', 'Shelter from sunlight', and 'Dangerous caffeine level'. Below this is the large text 'Software Developer'. Further down, 'BASIC PRINCIPLES' is listed with bullet points: 'KEEP IT SIMPLE SUNSHINE', 'DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF', and 'YOU AIN'T GONNA NEED IT'. To the right, '89% TIRED' is prominently displayed with smaller text below it. A QR code is on the bottom right.
Software Developer Basic Principles 89% Tired Tapestry
by antoniolero
$23 $30
Description: A black background with white text and icons. At the top are icons representing a flame, code symbols, a house with a person, and a coffee cup with an exclamation mark. Below these are phrases like "MAY CONTAIN SARCASTIC", "CODE RANTING OUTBURSTS", "SHELTER FROM SUNLIGHT", and "DANGEROUS CAFFEINE LEVEL". The largest text reads "SOFTWARE DEVELOPER". Below this are "BASIC PRINCIPLES" and "89% TIRED", with further text detailing principles and developer quotes, alongside a QR code and "APRB012".
Description: From bytes to builds, this clever shark design celebrates the full journey from raw data and coding to powerful software creation. Perfect for software engineers, programmers, developers, computer science students, coders, and tech enthusiasts who love combining ocean-inspired creativity with geeky humor.
Shark Byte from Bytes to Builds Funny Software Engineering Coding Tapestry
by FLOPLIP
$23 $30
Description: Funny conversations happen when we work from home. Wife: Honey there's a bug in the kitchen. Husband (software tester): Raise a Medium severity ticket and assign it to the developer.
Software Tester works from home - There's a bug in the kitchen Tapestry
by Software Testing Life
$23 $30
Description: A black background with white text and icons detailing software developer traits. Top row icons represent sarcasm, code ranting, shelter from sunlight, and dangerous caffeine level. The main title "SOFTWARE DEVELOPER" is prominent. Below, "BASIC PRINCIPLES" includes "KEEP IT SIMPLE, SUNSHINE" and "DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF YOU AIN'T GONNA NEED IT". To the right, "89% TIRED" is displayed with a battery icon. Further text lists "EXPLAINS BUGS AS FEATURES" and more developer habits. QR code and shipping symbols are at the bottom.
Software Developer May Contain Sarcasm Code Ranting 89% Tired Tapestry
by DORI STORE
$23 $30
Description: Bring some relatable humor to your next virtual meeting with this hilarious remote work graphic! Featuring a detailed computer monitor loaded with code windows, custom browser tabs, and a keyboard, framed by the ultimate WFH phrase: "CAN YOU SEE MY SCREEN?" Perfect for remote workers, software engineers, IT professionals, office employees, and video call veterans. Great for work-from-home lounge wear, casual Friday attire, or fun virtual office gift exchanges.
Can You See My Screen Funny Work From Home WFH Tapestry
by PhotoSphere
$23 $30
Description: Applying computer terminology to human exhaustion provides a brilliant excuse for total behavioral collapse. Instead of admitting you are too tired to deal with basic responsibilities, you frame your sudden inability to speak or move as a mandatory system installation. The transition from scraping by to being utterly useless is announced like a routine technical patch that cannot be interrupted. Anyone demanding your attention must simply wait until the imaginary loading bar finishes, which will likely take several days. The comedy here hilariously mocks our connection to digital language, turning severe laziness and mental burnout into a highly sophisticated, completely unavoidable technological shutdown that nobody is allowed to question.
Currently updating my personal software from "mildly functioning" to "completely unresponsive" Tapestry
by englishlearning
$23 $30
Description: Shark Byte – From Bytes to Builds is a fun coding shark design for programmers, software developers, software engineers and computer science fans. Featuring a cyber shark coding on a laptop with strong Plan, Code, Build, Repeat energy, it’s perfect for coders, developers, programming geeks and tech lovers who turn ideas into working builds. A playful mix of coding humor, developer life and shark attitude.
Shark Byte From Bytes to Builds – Funny Programmer Coding Tapestry
by WearVanta
$23 $30
Description: Features a clever Tech Humor Keyboard design showing control, alt, and a coffee key alongside a skull. Ideal for those who love Programmer Humor and need Coffee Lover Merch to get through the work day. Embrace the modern developer lifestyle with this Tech Humor Keyboard artwork.
Tech Humor Keyboard Programmer Humor Coffee Lover Merch Tapestry
by PopArtyParty
$23 $30
Description: Cute yellow rubber duck sitting in a bubbly bathtub using a laptop under the arching phrase It Worked On My Bathtub. Tailored for software engineers, web developers, and coders who appreciate classic rubber duck debugging humor with a playful twist. Excellent for remote workers and computer science enthusiasts.
Rubber Duck Debugging Developer Humor Bath Humor Tapestry
by PopArtyParty
$23 $30
