From Software Merch
Description: I doubt you could even imagine it that which commanded the stars giving life its fullest brilliance The Elden Ring oh, Elden Ring Shattered by someone or something. Don't tell me you don't see it Look up at the sky It burns #EldenRingWhen Miyazaki please give us a new Elden Ring trailer
Description: Dark Souls 3 Opening Dialogue: Yes, indeed. It is called Lothric, where the transitory lands of the Lords of Cinder converge. In venturing north, the pilgrims discover the truth of the old words: "The fire fades and the lords go without thrones." When the link of the fire is threatened, the bell tolls, unearthing the old Lords of Cinders from their graves... Aldrich, Saint of the Deep... Farron's Undead Legion, the Abyss Watchers... And the reclusive lord of the Profaned Capital, Yhorm the Giant... Only, in truth... the Lords will abandon their thrones... And the Unkindled will rise. Nameless, accursed Undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, that ash seeketh embers.
Description: A black background with white text. The top features four icons with accompanying text: 'May contain sarcasm', 'Code ranting outbursts', 'Shelter from sunlight', and 'Dangerous caffeine level'. Below this is the large text 'Software Developer'. Further down, 'BASIC PRINCIPLES' is listed with bullet points: 'KEEP IT SIMPLE SUNSHINE', 'DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF', and 'YOU AIN'T GONNA NEED IT'. To the right, '89% TIRED' is prominently displayed with smaller text below it. A QR code is on the bottom right.
Description: A black background with white text and icons. At the top are icons representing a flame, code symbols, a house with a person, and a coffee cup with an exclamation mark. Below these are phrases like "MAY CONTAIN SARCASTIC", "CODE RANTING OUTBURSTS", "SHELTER FROM SUNLIGHT", and "DANGEROUS CAFFEINE LEVEL". The largest text reads "SOFTWARE DEVELOPER". Below this are "BASIC PRINCIPLES" and "89% TIRED", with further text detailing principles and developer quotes, alongside a QR code and "APRB012".
Description: From bytes to builds, this clever shark design celebrates the full journey from raw data and coding to powerful software creation. Perfect for software engineers, programmers, developers, computer science students, coders, and tech enthusiasts who love combining ocean-inspired creativity with geeky humor.
Description: A black background with white text and icons detailing software developer traits. Top row icons represent sarcasm, code ranting, shelter from sunlight, and dangerous caffeine level. The main title "SOFTWARE DEVELOPER" is prominent. Below, "BASIC PRINCIPLES" includes "KEEP IT SIMPLE, SUNSHINE" and "DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF YOU AIN'T GONNA NEED IT". To the right, "89% TIRED" is displayed with a battery icon. Further text lists "EXPLAINS BUGS AS FEATURES" and more developer habits. QR code and shipping symbols are at the bottom.
Description: Bring some relatable humor to your next virtual meeting with this hilarious remote work graphic! Featuring a detailed computer monitor loaded with code windows, custom browser tabs, and a keyboard, framed by the ultimate WFH phrase: "CAN YOU SEE MY SCREEN?" Perfect for remote workers, software engineers, IT professionals, office employees, and video call veterans. Great for work-from-home lounge wear, casual Friday attire, or fun virtual office gift exchanges.
Description: Applying computer terminology to human exhaustion provides a brilliant excuse for total behavioral collapse. Instead of admitting you are too tired to deal with basic responsibilities, you frame your sudden inability to speak or move as a mandatory system installation. The transition from scraping by to being utterly useless is announced like a routine technical patch that cannot be interrupted. Anyone demanding your attention must simply wait until the imaginary loading bar finishes, which will likely take several days. The comedy here hilariously mocks our connection to digital language, turning severe laziness and mental burnout into a highly sophisticated, completely unavoidable technological shutdown that nobody is allowed to question.
Description: Celebrate the unique daily routine a tech professional with this detailed illustration showcasing life in Bristol. Featuring a software engineer working diligently a desk with multiple monitors, a cozy cat on their lap, and coffee nearby, this design captures the balance of hard work and comfort. Scenic background includes the iconic Clifton Suspension Bridge and city skyline, making it a wonderful tribute the local coding community.
