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Progress not Congress

Progress not Congress

“Suppose you were an idiot And supposed you were a member of Congress But I repeat myself” -Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) Draft manuscript (c1881) quoted by Albert B. Paine in Mark Twain: A Biography (1912) p724

Bid so long, farewell, aufwiedersehn, and goodbye to disgraced Member of Congress George Santos.

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Napolean Bonoparte hit the nail on the head with this one

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So much name calling you forget who's out there working for you.

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Kitara, sashay away

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A parody election T-shirt for the fictional Smith for U.S. Congress campaign. Finally, an honest political slogan.

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Career politicians have a thirst for power. Telling the truth puts their power at risk.

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famous quote by indian politician Rahul Gandhi aka Pappu

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This man ate my son

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