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What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.

Funny George Washington 1st President of the good old USA - ‘Merica patriotic 4th of July design. Cool slightly distressed aged grunge look of the first President of the United States and the Founding Father of the US in cool sunglasses with patriotic USA stars and stripes in vintage red white and blue tones. Perfect for Independence Day and any fun American holiday.

Your Mom - Funny George Washington Quote. This offensive but funny sarcasm quote attributes Your Mom insults to the classical Founding Father and American President, George Washington, one of the major contributors to American history.

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The first president knows how to party.

Down with King George!

Funny HAN SHOT FIRST George Washington Design. Who shot first Han Solo or Greedo?

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

4th of July tee for people who enjoy hilarious quotes! Celebrate the freedom our founding fathers secured with this patriotic tee featuring George Washington.

4th of July tee for people who enjoy hilarious quotes! Celebrate the freedom our founding fathers secured with this patriotic tee featuring George Washington.

An "unbelievably" funny-but-true quote about being careful about what you read on the internet - attributed to the first US president, George Washington.

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Let everyone know that you, like George Washington, want to avoid the dangers of political parties!

Channel the cool vibes of history with 'George Washington With Sunglasses' shirt. A playful twist on an iconic figure, blending timeless style with a touch of humor. Make a statement that's as unique as it is patriotic.

From the episode "Lisa the Iconoclast' of The Simpsons.

George Squashington! Perfect for the history buff in your life!

If you're a fan of American history, then let the world know with this cool United States history shirt. Bonus points if you're a teacher! This funny US history tshirt makes the perfect gift for the future history teacher in your life -- whether they teach elementary, middle, or high school!

He rallied his troops, and in the dead of the night, stole a bunch of Alistair Hennessey's stuff.

4th of July tee for people who enjoy hilarious quotes! Celebrate the freedom our founding fathers secured with this patriotic tee featuring George Washington.

Artistic depiction of the first U.S. president, George Washington holding up two peace signs with his hands under the title "GEORGE."

If you're a fan of American history, then let the world know with this cool United States history shirt. Bonus points if you're a teacher! This funny US history tshirt makes the perfect gift for the future history teacher in your life -- whether they teach elementary, middle, or high school!

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The father of our country doesn't go by they/them. It's USA all the way!

George Washington It's Only Treason If You Lose 4th Of July

Show your disappointment with the 2024 presidential campaign in funny style with this embarrassed George Washington.

From the episode "Lisa the Iconoclast' of The Simpsons.

From the episode "Lisa the Iconoclast' of The Simpsons.

A funny design for people who love george washington, funny, funny, it's only treason if you lose, or 4th of july because people who enjoy that stuff and are hilarious people! Makes a great gift for friends or family who enjoy george washington, history, nerd, or history nerd designs!

A perfect shirt for any 4th of July BBQ

The first president of the United States of Vegetables, George Squashington was in office for eight years until he resigned.

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Celebrate a blend of history and humor with our "I Like Big Butts, I Cannot Tell a Lie: Funny Vintage George Washington Hip Hop Lyrics Parody" T-shirt. This funny design features a vintage black and white sketch drawing of George Washington, encircled by stars and a humorous caption inspired by the well-known 90's hip hop song. Our tee is perfect for fans of both historical figures and timeless 90s hip hop music. It'll be sure to sparks conversations and add a playful touch to your 4th of July celebrations, Memorial Day BBQ's, or everyday activities throughout the year. Embrace the fusion of history & humor with our "I Like Big Butts, I Cannot Tell a Lie" vintage parody tee. Order yours today and showoff your unique sense of style and wit.