Geeky Quote Tapestries

I Cast Fireball Dialogue merchandise is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character that uses fire magic. The fireball magic spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party in all situations, like a stealth check, insight check, or history check. Shout this funny fantasy quote when slaying a monster or defeating a boss during your gaming night!

My Mom Says I'm Handsome

She is his lobster too!

It works whether you beleive in it or not. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Awesome intelligence / imagination / perfect gift/present for your family or colleague

Star Trek Quote

"Kommen sie bitte und listen to Kraftwerk!" Alan Partridge Quote

Seinfeld Quote

Seinfeld Quote

Just Roll For It merchandise is perfect for a cleric, barbarian, druid, fighter, monk, paladin, ranger, rogue, sorcerer, wizard, warlock, tabletop gamer, or dungeon crawler. Being the brave adventurer in your dungeon party is the only way to become an RPG legend. Banish analysis paralysis, and roll your dice fearlessly in your fantasy roleplaying game!

Awesome gift for the grammar geek in your life! :D

The flesh is thrilling but the spirit is geek.

KISS MY FACE! / Retro Alan Partridge Quote

Funny t-shirt sayings

Geek Freak

Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish poet and playwright. After writing in different forms throughout the 1880s, he became one of London's most popular playwrights in the early 1890s. He is best remembered for his epigrams and plays, his novel The Picture of Dorian Gray, and the circumstances of his criminal conviction for "gross indecency", imprisonment, and early death at age 46.

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."

I Cast Fireball Solution merchandise is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character that uses fire magic. The fireball magic spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party when slaying monsters during your gaming night. Shout this funny fantasy quote when defeating a boss!

Inspirational quote from a famous scientist Richard Feynman: “Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough.” ~~~~~Perfect Gift for a Science Geek~~~~~

just silly nerd things

Any Functioning Adult 2020

Ghostbusters

Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing.

Lost Control. witty design perfect for programmers whoare new parents. Grab this design as funny statement for your friend, new mom, new dad, who also has lost control.

Nerd and proud!

New is good. Because old ended in death.

Monday Should Be Optional is a geeky quote for anyone who hates Mondays. We can all agree that Monday sucks

What usually happens when you poke something with a stick_ It pokes back.

Is it you? Are you 'She Who Must Be Obeyed'? Let the world know of your superior status!

Read less, more TV.

It was very clever to keep yourself empty of information, and all it cost you was everything.

That's a catchy diagnosis, you could dance to that.

Citation needed T-shirt

Wear your disdain for bugs and humour with pride!

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.