Illegal Foreign Object Tapestries

Get spooky as a mutha pro rasslin' style with Illegal Foreign Object's Halloween 2020 design!

Wrestling fans far and wide love fantasy booking their favorite wrestlers and promotions. We here at Illegal Foreign Object are no different! Behold! Volume 1 of our Pro Wrestling Dream Matches series!

In the immortal words of Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "that's an illegal foreign object, Mean Gene!" Christmas gear doesn't have to be corny! Slip into one of these numbers and dump some egg nog on your head.

IllegalForeignObject.com - Pro Wrestling from a fan's perspective

IllegalForeignObject.com - Pro Wrestling from a fan's perspective

Volume 4 of our "Pro Wrestling Dream Card" series. This time we're headed to Dallas, TX, to see Ricky Steamboat square off against Randy Orton in a main event sure to go down in history!

Open to interpretation!

Who has the more dominant era? It is the new school pro wrestlers or the old school rasslers?!

Once upon a time, The Great Power Uti payed the smackdown on Cliff Compton in South Africa. The entire insane story can be found on Colt Cabana's old Art of Wrestling podcast.

Yet another "dream card" design from Illegal Foreign Object. This time we head to Georgia in our time machine, dragging several wrestlers along for the ride.

My friend Diaz Machinegun said he'd eat the goulash. Okay, eat the goulash.

Terry Funk must've called "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes an "egg-suckin' dog" a thousand times. Now, you can hop on Terry's bandwagon!

Jorge loves you.

Punk rock royalty, Mr. Henry Rollins, ladies & germs!