Milton Waddams Tapestries

What the f**k does that mean?!

Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss.

Initech Office Space

"The Red Stapler" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Illustration Milton Believe You Have My Stapler.

So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life

Office Space

The 2 Bobs are the only people I ever think of when I think of management consultants.

said i loved you but i lied

Office Space

Initech logo

Milton Waddams and his famous quote before burning down the building in Office Space.

A great tech company

Michael Bolton 90s Retro Vintage

The fictional company of Initech logo design from Office Space.

I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Initech

Michael Bolton 90s Retro Vintage

The TPS report manager is a very important job. You must ensure that cover pages on every TPS report.

Bill Lumbergh is going to have to ask you to come into work this weekend.

Better watch it or Lumbergh will make you work this weekend.

Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Sometimes I Need To Be Alone & Listen To Michael Bolton - awesome original gift for the music geek in your life

What would you say you DO here at Initech?

Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss. This version includes a nice vintage patina to give it an authentic look, kinda like you got it working there in the 80s...

Sounds Like Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays

A great tech company

Ummmm yeah, That'd be great! - Lumberg

I could set the building on fire - Milton Waddams

Paper Jam Samir Mondays Suck!

We need to talk about your flair.

Chotchkie's

Michael Bolton - 90s Style

Michael Bolton - 90s Style

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