Milton Waddams Kids Hoodies

Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss.

Initech Office Space

Milton head cutout

The Bobs. Bob and Bob

Illustration Milton Believe You Have My Stapler.

So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life

This is the system I imagine they use over there. Even today. In 2016.

Office Space

no talent ass clown

The 2 Bobs are the only people I ever think of when I think of management consultants.

Office Space

Logo of the infamous software company.

red stapler from an office space

Initech logo

said i loved you but i lied

Milton Waddams and his famous quote before burning down the building in Office Space.

A great tech company

Michael Bolton 90s Retro Vintage

The fictional company of Initech logo design from Office Space.

I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

I was told I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume.

Initech

Michael Bolton 90s Retro Vintage

The TPS report manager is a very important job. You must ensure that cover pages on every TPS report.

Bill Lumbergh is going to have to ask you to come into work this weekend.

Better watch it or Lumbergh will make you work this weekend.

Sometimes I Need To Be Alone & Listen To Michael Bolton - awesome original gift for the music geek in your life

Mondays Suck!

Band Tee for the great artist himself. ;)

What would you say you DO here at Initech?

Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss. This version includes a nice vintage patina to give it an authentic look, kinda like you got it working there in the 80s...

Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Sounds Like Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays

A great tech company

Ummmm yeah, That'd be great! - Lumberg