Negotiate Tapestries

Description: A monochromatic design with distressed white lettering on a black background. The text reads "IT CAST ARM AND A LEG BUT I WAS ABLE TO NEGOTIATE". The words are arranged in multiple lines, with a banner shape separating "ARM" and "A LEG".

Description: Some-People-Go-To-Yoga-I-Go-To-The-Barn-And-Negotiate-With-A-1200-Lb-Animal-About-Fly-Spray-Horse-Lover-Equestrian-Barn-Life-Rider

Description: Life Doesn't Negotiate

Description: Expert strategies for daycare providers handling toddler negotiations

Description: A funny teacher design for anyone who works with toddlers. Perfect for preschool teachers, daycare workers, kindergarten teachers, and anyone who spends their day negotiating with little kids.

Description: we dont negotiate with terrorists

Description: This smooth talker knows the right things to say to make things happen. Not exactly what you'd say? That's okay! Negotiation is an art not a science, and what works for this guy may not work for you.

Description: I like to think that there are some movies and some movie scenes that every negotiator knows by heart, and this is definitely my all time favorite. If you haven't seen the negotiator scene from the movie Best in Show, open a new window right now and GOOGLE THAT SHIT. Seriously best scene of all time involving us negotiator types. Then come back and put this design on a shirt, because you know inside jokes are LIFE.

Description: The work we do is really pretty helpful when you get right down to it. We're all about helping people find OPTIONS! We have options for you, too. Order this design on a shirt, hoodie, sticker, phone case, whatever you like pretty much. Options are nifty!

Description: Daycare teacher tee gifts. Says, "You Don't Scare Me I Negotiate With Toddlers For." This funny tee makes the ideal gifts for a daycare teacher, nanny, stay at home mom, preschool teacher, camp counselor, daycare owner, 1st grade, or 2nd grade classroom

Description: Some People Go To Yoga I Go To The Barn And Negotiate With

Description: Some People Go To Yoga I Go To The Barn And Negotiate With

Description: Funny Toddler Mom Gift, Toddler Mom Shirt, Toddler Dad Gift, Toddler Dad Shirt, Father's Day Gift, Mother's Day Gifts, Toddler Parents Shirt

Description: This funny t-shirt is the perfect Christmas gift to a friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves Xmas and ugly sweater. Featuring the phrase Dear Santa Lets Negotiate. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

Description: Dear Santa Let's Negotiate, Funny Christmas, Funny Santa, Xmas Holiday Party

Description: Embrace wild chaos with this design reading: "Daily Druid Checklist: Cast Speak with Plants, Negotiate with a badger (it went poorly), Turn into a giant octopus to win argument, Forget how to turn back into a person. Nature is complicated." A fantastic treat for the shapeshifting nature lover in your tabletop gaming party. Get ready for your next beastly adventure!

Description: The best gift for lovers, puppy whisperers, pet owners, pet lovers or any one who loves dogs and has a sense of humor on Christmas, Xmas holiday, Winter season, Christmas vibes

Description: There is nothing wrong with negotiating with Santa this year...or any year! Never know what bargain you might get lol ;)

Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. OR give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate

Description: Dear Santa Let's Negotiate Christmas

Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

Description: The giant names of negotiation, all in white letters for the dark background of your choice! Perfect as a gift or for yourself, available as t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, stickers, and more!

Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. We have this design with our Department of Negotiation logo (shown) or without (check out our storefront) so you can give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!

Description: Negotiations are a super power that not everyone possesses. Show the world that you're humble yet amazing with our Super Hero Negotiator shirt! Order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SWAT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.

Description: Childcare Teacher Negotiate with Toddlers Daycare Provider

Description: The Tactical Team likes to say all we do is talk, but if we're talking them into delivering pizza, who's got the better job?

Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SWAT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.

Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.

Description: The best gift for dog lovers, puppy whisperers, pet owners, pet lovers or any one who loves dogs and has a sense of humor on Christmas, Xmas holiday, Winter season, Christmas vibes

Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Description: The best gift for dog lovers, puppy whisperers, pet owners, pet lovers or any one who loves dogs and has a sense of humor on Christmas, Xmas holiday, Winter season, Christmas vibes

Description: Childcare Teacher Negotiate with Toddlers Daycare Provider