Negotiate T-Shirts
Description: A monochromatic design with distressed white lettering on a black background. The text reads "IT CAST ARM AND A LEG BUT I WAS ABLE TO NEGOTIATE". The words are arranged in multiple lines, with a banner shape separating "ARM" and "A LEG".
Description: I like to think that there are some movies and some movie scenes that every negotiator knows by heart, and this is definitely my all time favorite. If you haven't seen the negotiator scene from the movie Best in Show, open a new window right now and GOOGLE THAT SHIT. Seriously best scene of all time involving us negotiator types. Then come back and put this design on a shirt, because you know inside jokes are LIFE.
Description: A funny toddler-themed design celebrating the patience, humor, and skill it takes to successfully negotiate with little kids. Perfect for parents, babysitters, daycare workers, teachers, caregivers, and toddler lovers.
Nothing Scares I Successfully Negotiate Toddlers For Living T-Shirt
by lamiartees
$16 $24
Description: The work we do is really pretty helpful when you get right down to it. We're all about helping people find OPTIONS! We have options for you, too. Order this design on a shirt, hoodie, sticker, phone case, whatever you like pretty much. Options are nifty!
Description: Daycare teacher tee gifts. Says, "You Don't Scare Me I Negotiate With Toddlers For." This funny tee makes the ideal gifts for a daycare teacher, nanny, stay at home mom, preschool teacher, camp counselor, daycare owner, 1st grade, or 2nd grade classroom
Description: This funny t-shirt is the perfect Christmas gift to a friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves Xmas and ugly sweater. Featuring the phrase Dear Santa Lets Negotiate. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.
Description: Embrace wild chaos with this design reading: "Daily Druid Checklist: Cast Speak with Plants, Negotiate with a badger (it went poorly), Turn into a giant octopus to win argument, Forget how to turn back into a person. Nature is complicated." A fantastic treat for the shapeshifting nature lover in your tabletop gaming party. Get ready for your next beastly adventure!
Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. OR give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!
Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.
Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.
Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. We have this design with our Department of Negotiation logo (shown) or without (check out our storefront) so you can give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!
Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SWAT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.
Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.
