Ralphie Tapestries

Unofficial design of Ralphie in his Bunny Suit from "A Christmas Story" as a LEGO Minifigure.

It's one of your favorite Christmas characters in adorable cartoon form.

Painting of Ralphie

Endearing young protagonist of the holiday classic film "A Christmas Story," known for his quest to receive a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas despite warnings that he'll "shoot his eye out."

Ralphie Parker's face. Ralphie is the main character in the 1983 classic A Christmas Story

Display your love for your favorite movie with this unique design!

Little Ralphie Glick from "Salem's Lot" and the scene that scared the hell outta me when I was a little kid.

Ode to Raplhie from A Christmas Story. Created with pen and ink, watercolor, and digital mediums.

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You'll shoot your eye out!

a christmas story

9x12" water color painted portrait of vampire, Ralphie Glick, knocking on a window from 1979's Salem's Lot miniseries, based off the novel of the same name by Stephen King.

The perfect design for your favorite Christmas fan!

A Christmas Story - Ralphie

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You'll shoot your eye out

Inspired by one of the greatest Christmas movies, this generation X quote is exactly what you need to celebrate the holiday.

Ralphie The Kid

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Deranged Easter bunny

well, go on

I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana

A Christmas story

youll shoot your eye out

He's like a pink nightmare!

oh fudge

A Christmas Story Tribute

Race it Ralphie taking your free spirit on road trip of your dreams!

The old man stood there quivering with fury.

Don't be a X-mas Bully!

A Major Award from your favorite Christmas movie.

The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks