Said No Tapestries
Description: George Santayana quote: History is nothing but assisted and recorded memory. It might almost be said to be no science at all, if memory and faith in memory were not what science necessarily rest on. In order to sift evidence we must rely on some witness, and we must trust experience before we proceed to expand it. The line between what is known scientifically and what has to be assumed in order to support knowledge is impossible to draw. Memory itself is an internal rumour; and when to this hearsay within the mind we add the falsified echoes that reach us from others, we have but a shifting and unseizable basis to build upon. The picture we frame of the past changes continually and grows every day less similar to the original experience ...
Description: Murasaki Shikibu quote: "Well, we never expected this!" they all say. "No one liked her. They all said she was pretentious, awkward, difficult to approach, prickly, too fond of her tales, haughty, prone to versifying, disdainful, cantankerous and scornful; but when you meet her, she is strangely meek, a completely different person altogether!" How embarrassing! Do they really look upon me as such a dull thing, I wonder? But I am what I am.
if i said i'll fix it i will there is no need to remind me every six months Tapestry
by PixelPunchart
$23 $30
if i said i'll fix it i will there is no need to remind me every six months Tapestry
by PixelPunchart
$23 $30
if i said i'll fix it i will there is no need to remind me every six months Tapestry
by PixelPunchart
$23 $30
if i said i'll fix it i will there is no need to remind me every six months Tapestry
by PixelPunchart
$23 $30
Description: The ultimate sarcastic quote for anyone who promises to fix something and strictly operates on their own timeline. A hilarious and relatable design for husbands, handymen, and chronic procrastinators who don't need a reminder every six months.
If I Said I'll Fix It I Will There Is No Need To Remind Me Every Six Months Tapestry
by Retro Ruckus
$23 $30
Description: Celebrate American History and patriotism with this design. Perfect for history lovers, patriots, and those who cherish the Founding Fathers. Features the text: Bro Really Said No Taxation And Everyone Lost Their Minds In 1776.
Bro Really Said No Taxation And Everyone Lost Their Minds In 1776 American Revolution Founding Fathers Patriot History Tapestry
by AtlasCo
$23 $30
Description: This design features the quote, “My Doctor Asked If Anyone In My Family Suffers From Mental Illness I Said, “No, We All Seem To Enjoy It”” perfect for those with a dark humor sensibility and relatable family dynamics. A funny mental health awareness quote for sarcastic individuals.
My Doctor Asked If Anyone In My Family Suffers From Mental Illness I Said, “No, We All Seem To Enjoy It” Mental Health Humor Sarcastic Family Quote Tapestry
by monkeyrenchart
$23 $30
Description: Also known as " the devil's weed ", She shoulda said no is a 1949 anti marijuana propaganda film starring Lila Leeds. The message of these melodramatic films was clear – the ‘devil’s herb’ transforms people into violent and sexually uninhibited monsters
1940s anti marijuana propaganda - She shoulda said no Tapestry
by Pillars of Creation
$23 $30
Description: First of All Jesus Thinks I'm a Delight Shirt, Funny Christian Frog Tee, Cute Faith Humor T-Shirt, Christian Gift for Her
Frog I Could Be Meaner But Jesus Said No Christian Faith Tapestry
by Serl Moony Arts
$23 $30
Description: A humorous graphic featuring nine items related to photography arranged in a grid: a flash, a camera, a tripod, stacked photographs, an aperture diaphragm, two more stacked photographs, a camera lens, a laptop, and a memory card. Text at the top reads "I HAVE ALL THE GEAR I NEED" and at the bottom reads "SAID NO PHOTOGRAPHER EVER."
I Have All The Gear I Need Said No Photographer Ever Text With Camera Equipment Tapestry
by GIBSON GIGS NEW ART
$23 $30
Description: If I Said I'll Fix It I Will There Is No Need To Remind Me Every Six Months. This funny design is for a fixer, handyman, dad, husband, or procrastinator who always gets the job done.
If I Said I'll Fix It I Will There Is No Need To Remind Me Every Six Months Humorous Fixer Dad Husband Procrastinator Tapestry
by Fiesta of Pets
$23 $30
Description: Funny Repairman Humor Design For Handymen And Mechanics. Features The Quote 'If I Said I'll Fix It I Will There Is No Need To Remind Me Every Six Months'. Perfect For Engineers And DIY Enthusiasts.
If I Said I'll Fix It I Will There Is No Need To Remind Me Every Six Months Funny Handyman Mechanic Gift Tapestry
by Fiesta of Pets
$23 $30
Description: If I Said I'll Fix It I Will There Is No Need To Remind Me Every Six Month. Design for repairman, handyman, mechanic, engineer, and DIY enthusiast. Perfect for husbands, fathers, and project managers with a sense of humor about fixing things.
If I Said I'll Fix It I Will There Is No Need To Remind Me Every Six Month Handyman Repair Engineer Mechanic Tapestry
by Myadesign
$23 $30
if i said i'll fix it i will there is no need to remind me every six months Tapestry
by R4WU
$23 $30
if i said i'll fix it i will there is no need to remind me every six months Tapestry
by R4WU
$23 $30
if i said i'll fix it i will there is no need to remind me every six months Tapestry
by R4WU
$23 $30
I Have Too Many Guns Said No One Ever Gun Humor Tapestry
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$23 $30
Description: Hi But No Follow-Up Conversation I Said Humor with This shows a distressed text quote about awkward follow-up conversations and introvert humor. For introverts and anyone who relates to awkward small talk
Hi But No Follow-Up Conversation I Said Humor Tapestry
by Vauliflower
$23 $30
Description: What I Said: Just One Project 1. New Tool 2. More Parts 3. Full Rebuild 4. No Regrets. Project humor for DIY enthusiasts, mechanics, builders, and hobbyists. Relatable for anyone loving tools, repairs, and workshop projects.
What I Said Just One Project New Tool More Parts Full Rebuild No Regrets DIY Mechanic Hobbyist Humor Tapestry
by AtlasCo
$23 $30
Description: A humorous statement about plant ownership. The text "I HAVE ENOUGH PLANTS SAID NO ONE EVER" is displayed in large, distressed lettering. Below, four potted green plants are depicted in a row, each with a distinct leaf pattern.
I Have Enough Plants Said No One Ever Potted Plants Tapestry
by christian king studio
$23 $30
Description: Celebrate the power of boundaries with this bold and humorous design “I SAID NO TODAY” (light version), featuring a stickman with raised hands. This design captures the triumph of self‑care and confidence. Perfect for anyone learning to say no unapologetically — whether it’s to stress, overwork, or unwanted plans.
I Said No Today Happy Stickman Assertiveness Boundaries Empowerment Humor (light version) Tapestry
by KLWorks
$23 $30
Description: Celebrate the power of boundaries with this bold and humorous design! Featuring a stickman with raised hands and the phrase “I SAID NO TODAY”, this design captures the triumph of self‑care and confidence. Perfect for anyone learning to say no unapologetically — whether it’s to stress, overwork, or unwanted plans.
I Said No Today Happy Stickman Healthy Boundaries Empowerment Humor Tapestry
by KLWorks
$23 $30
Description: This awesome cinco de mayo joke is perfect for any party or celebration you're having this year on May 5th to celebrate Mexican history! Anyone who loves tequila & Mexican holidays will appreciate this hilarious Cinco De Mayo pun! Grab this cute & funny tequila gift for anyone in your life who is obsessed with tequila puns and is gearing up to celebrate Cinco Mayo in style this year! Perfect present for your friends who are going out with you on the 5th of May!
I Hate Tequila Said No Juan Ever Cinco De Mayo Pun Tapestry
by The Perfect Presents
$23 $30