Snark Tapestries

Ladies, this one's for you! Let every human everywhere know that you are not to be trifled with, and to treat you like the take no prisoners royalty you are with the emblem of the Queen of Snark Style!

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The Crew - The Hunting Of The Snark

When you're a little sassy and a little fancy, and maybe you're rich or maybe you just want people to think you are... you're bougie or your boujee but either way you're just the coolest. Available in other colors.

I am disabled and since I have to live with chronic illness (POTS, Ehlers Danlos, and fibromyalgia) I get to make snarky sarcastic comments about it, and host a podcast Invisible Not Broken

Get ready to unleash your inner snark with our "Sarcasm Module Loading Bar" design! This hand-drawn loading bar humorously sets the stage for a sarcastic comment, with "LOADING..." at the top and "SARCASM MODULE" at the bottom. It's the perfect way to playfully signal your intention to deliver a clever and witty remark. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or just appreciate a good joke, this design will add a touch of humor to your day. Prepare for the banter and enjoy the art of the witty retort with this unique and humorous artwork.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT in military alphabet, black stencil letters. When you want to exclaim WTF?! but you're keeping things clean. Maybe things are FUBAR; maybe you're just done. Available in other colors.

sometimes, things just don't work.

I have been feeling really snarky lately.

"This is my second rodeo" in white old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

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First impressions are important. Let people know how completely they have failed. Quote from Spike of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Get ready to unleash your inner snark with our "Sarcasm Module Loading Bar" design! This hand-drawn loading bar humorously sets the stage for a sarcastic comment, with "LOADING..." at the top and "SARCASM MODULE" at the bottom. It's the perfect way to playfully signal your intention to deliver a clever and witty remark. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or just appreciate a good joke, this design will add a touch of humor to your day. Prepare for the banter and enjoy the art of the witty retort with this unique and humorous artwork.

I Woke Up and Chose Snark Funny Sassy Attitude Saying T-shirt

but lacking the social grace

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT in military alphabet, red stencil letters. When you want to exclaim WTF?! but you're keeping things clean. Maybe things are FUBAR; maybe you're just done. Available in other colors.

The percontation point (punctus percontativus), or rhetorical question mark, also known as an ironicon was invented by Henry Denham in the 1580s and was used at the end of a rhetorical question; however, its use died out in the 17th century. It was the reverse of an ordinary question mark, so that instead of the main opening pointing back into the sentence, it opened away from it.

Let people know that it's ok to Be Snarky. Unleash the snark!

We've all had moments when we realize this. We've also all had the moments when we wish the person we're speaking to would realize this. This design is for all those moments! Perfect for Zoom meetings with people you wish would shut up, holiday gatherings, or every day (if you put your foot in your moth as often as I do). Quote from Xander Harris of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Simple white letters on black background: "I choose chaos." Hopefully you're chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral, not chaotic evil. Those people need to go through some things. But chaos can be creative, right?

The cat is silently judging you, and his thoughts are rife with snark.

You got a problem with this bird?

A Masterclass in Sarcasm Design

The percontation point (punctus percontativus), or rhetorical question mark, also known as an ironicon was invented by Henry Denham in the 1580s and was used at the end of a rhetorical question; however, its use died out in the 17th century. It was the reverse of an ordinary question mark, so that instead of the main opening pointing back into the sentence, it opened away from it.

Simple white letters on black background: "anarchist librarian". You might have the specs and the hair in a bun and the shushing finger but your superhero identity is anarchist librarian. And frankly, we need more of you.

Simple white letters on black background: "Why yes, thank you, I AM fun at parties." Well, and why wouldn't you be?! You have that ukulele and you do a mean Conan O'Brien impression; what's not to like?!

A Totally funny snarky cute cartoon pineapple haters gonna hate Hawaiian pizza slice ham fruit and cheese tasty pizza pie slogan dinner pun humor design. Get a cute funny food motto pizza attitude product today. Hawaiian pizza is good just deal with it.

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "Why yes, thank you, I AM fun at parties." Well, and why wouldn't you be?! You have that ukulele and you do a mean Conan O'Brien impression; what's not to like?!

White grunge letters: "Gen X sais quoi." Gen X - the forgotten generation. Everyone's all up on the Boomers and the Millennials but we exist, dammit! Not that anyone indicates they know. Display this and change that.

Santa may know if you've been bad or good, but Krampus knows what you deserve.

Retro Slang: "bodacious" in shades of red and pink and in repeated text. Everything old is new again and neither 1980s slang nor 1970s disco fonts are ever really out of style.

You wear this shirt for the same reason deadly mushrooms are red.

Medieval woodcut from Heidelberg University in Germany, now cleaned and restored, with tongue in cheek caption added. Like absurdist humor, wordplay, AND the middle ages? Wow, niche.

I may have an irony deficiency

Simple white letters on black background: "coulda woulda shoulda". Ehhhhh *shrug* maybe there are some things you coulda done differently, but no regrets, hey? Unless you decided not to get vaxxed. Regret that, and then rectify it while you can.