Snarky Tapestries

regretting this.

Funny saying your mom, best friend, sister or anyone may say with their expressions.

Simple white letters on black background: "[internal screaming]". When you're bottling it all up and putting on your "this is fine" face but everything is just too much.

Simple white letters on black background: "whatevs". Whatever, I can't even, and I don't care enough to even finish the word. Whatever. Just leave me alone.

"You're terrible Muriel" (colors + spots) - whether you're a jealous sister gloating over someone getting in trouble, or just want to remember an iconic 90s line, this could be for you. Available in other colors and styles.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'd rather be in New Zealand." I mean, who wouldn't?! They got every landscape known to humans, AND Jacinda Ardern, AND they smacked covid every which way from Sunday. Go Kiwis. We envy you.

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You Had Me At I Hate That Bitch Too. Funny Bitchy Saying. The perfect gift for best friends, friends and family. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect present for Birthdays, Christmas or any occasion.

Simple white letters on black background: "Do not disturb." If only we could use those hotel door hangers throughout the day. Leave me alone.

I Can Explain It To You But I Can't Understand It For You. Snarky Sarcastic Comment. The perfect gift for friends and family who love snarky sarcastic pop culture sayings. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect present for Birthdays, Christmas or any occasion.

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Simple white letters on black background: "amateur". Please don't judge; I've never even been trained. On anything. Just let me be; I'm not a professional at life and I'm doing my best.

Snarky Scorpio Tee-Shirt Design with original artwork.

Dig the savings!

eating people who tried to give me diet tips.

Simple white letters on black background: "Do not disturb." If only we could use those hotel door hangers throughout the day. Leave me alone.

Sarcasm. The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

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And, what's up with this handbasket?

I really can't help myself sometimes

if medical advice from the TV is right for you.

I'm just not using it today.

Simple white letters on black background: "It's a grilled cheese kinda day." Some might say that it needs to be cold, grey, and wintery, but y'know, EVERY DAY is a grilled cheese kinda day if you want it to be. Because grilled cheese is the best.

Simple white letters on black background: "Actually - no." Whatever it is - the answer is no.

I have to puke now.

Do you have a friend who has trouble with too few spoons or too high of a spoon cost to do things? Do you, personally, feel this sentiment deep in your soul? Then this is for you, from one Spoonie to another.

Crush it, with this stylish design!

We are all in a death cult.

prevents abortion

Funny vintage illustration of sitting cat, from behind, with the text No. Shan't. (shan't means shall not). This lazy feline has lots of attitude, declaring, No. Shan't. Great gift and stylish accessory for cat moms, lovers of classic literature, librarians, English teachers, know-it-all friends that enjoy using archaic language, ladies, women, girls. The original illustration, dated 1812, by Jean Bernard is from the Rijksmuseum. It is in the public domain and was sourced by rawpixel.

Give genuine heartfelt praise, with this stylish design!

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The Inner Outlook collection expresses the sometimes ironic, sometimes genuine superhero alter-ego lurking inside all of us… go ahead, share your power!

Wear this to the gym

"This is my second rodeo" in black old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

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