Unattended Tapestries

Description: Unattended Children Funny Joke

Description: A sneaky ferret makes off with a slice of pumpkin pie in "Unattended Pastry Breach," a holiday incident report with case numbers, an evidence log of crust fragments and whisker samples, a "Classified Evidence" stamp and a recovery chance of 0.0%. Sneaky, official and built for anyone who has turned around to find dessert missing. A fun pick for ferret owners, Thanksgiving bakers, pet parents with tiny criminals, or fans of deadpan paperwork humor.

Description: NOTICE, unattended children will be given Red Bull and taught how to swear

Description: Be weary of snakes. The chances are low, but never zero.

Description: Never leave a gamer unattended. It doesn't matter where they are: office, airport, school, family vacation, etc.